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A popular, mythical creature from sexual exploit folklore fame who fights for the rights of digital date dwellers.
The thumbed crusader added another notch to his thumbnail after nailing a hot bleached blond (arse).
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The Facebook Crusader is on a campaign to takeover Facebook, one argument at a time. Every status update is an argument waiting to happen, be sure when the moment to argue comes they will pounce. Their Modus operandi is to be the biggest troll possible and make constant references from Wikipedia and Google. When a Facebook Crusader feels like they are losing the battle they will go back to their Grammar Nazi nature and start to correct your spelling.
Beware confronting a Facebook Crusader maybe hazardous to your notifications.
The only way to defeat a Facebook Crusader:
THERE IS NO WAY!!!
Shaun: That dudes being a troll again
Dean: Nah he isn't a troll he's on a motherfucking holy quest! He's a Facebook Crusader.
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A rights activist that strongly believes in equality and fairness. They generally fight issues regarding discrimination against a specific race, gender, or sexuality.
Justice crusaders are often found debating about political and social issues regarding inequality. Many tend to find racist, sexist, or other discriminatory intentions in places that did not originally intend to offend anyone by any means. They also commonly exaggerate the offense or take certain statements a bit too seriously. Unless you are also a justice crusader, most people find justice crusaders annoying.
A number of them are also very hypocritical. Justice crusaders are usually members of a minority, and they tend to target and criticize white people for their "white privilege" or "inability to understand." They do not realize that this in itself is discrimination; for they judge white people harder than other races and cultures. If you tell them this though, they will probably deny it; they defend themselves quickly and are usually angered easily. Trying to talk sense into them is difficult.
God, that girl is such a justice crusader. She always talks about how unfair white privilege is but always goes on about her Asian pride.
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Someone who is on the porn he spend his life finding and abusing himself with porn, he has a 200 gigabyte hard drive full with the filthiest pictures and still 'crusaders' after more
"my mate steve is a porn crusader he quests after porn, he even likes the sick stuff from japan where the chicks have ****s, but he gets that mostly from tony who is into that stuff he is a porn crusader to and together they go on a porn crusade
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A side kick of Captain Cunnilingus.
Together they fly around pleasing the ladies by eating them out!
Oh no.. it looks like Captain Cunnilingus has lock jaw... this could be the end...
But wait!!! Here comes his sidekick, the Drape Crusader to bail him out!
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The act of going to the horny land to recover the GB's of pronz from the internet.
The motto of the man on the porn crusade was: Hannah Harper wills it!
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A mythical expansion for World of Warcraft with a rolling release date 3 months from the current date. Marketing execs are rummoured to have found the perfect way to keep subscribers paying monthly charges for a game.
Tales tell that this product will have many new instances, classes, levels and skills etc etc
March 2006: Dude Burning Crusade is out in 3 months
August 2006: Dude Burning Crusade is out in 3 months
October 2006: Dude Burning Crusade is out in 3 months
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