Someone who claims to be or inspires to be Vegan, but regularly eats meat when it suits them. A crypto vegan often raises their veganism in conversations with work colleagues and friends, and refers to meat eaters as "killers", but will happily munch on a Big Mac on a Friday night. Can often be seen eating (non vegan) pasta for lunch, lacking the knowledge that pasta is made from egg. Frequently lobbies managers at work to host a "Vegan Christmas lunch" party, despite no other vegans working at the company.
Hey, you know Kerry from the office? I saw her in McDonald's yesterday ordering a double quarter pounder with cheese meal. I thought she was one of those vegan crusaders?
What, Kerry? Nah, she's only vegan in front of colleagues.
But why? Who's she trying to impress, literally nobody cares? She even told me off for eating a ham sandwich the other day.
I know right? She's such a crypto vegan.
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1. Verb, One who masturbates in secret.
2. Adjective, A person who befriends another, with an ulteria motive to extort from them. Projected to and thought of by the victim as a friend, although they're blatently a relentless tosser.
A: "I lent a tenner to your mate steve the other day, he's moved to Brighton."
B: "I thought he was really safe."
A: "So did I"
B: "Tosser!"
A: "No, crypto-tosser!"
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A Crypto-pushers is someone who promotes Crypto because:
1. He or she owns cryptocurrency (and you buying it increases the value of theirs)
2. He or she sells cryptocurrency (or services relating to crypto)
Crypto-pusher: 'Bitcoin IS the future! To the moon!!!'
A person: 'What is it?'
Crypto-pusher: 'Good question.'
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A crypto tranny is a person who expresses interest in the functions of computers, often interested in Crypto Currency.
"Wow, that crypto tranny understand the processes of a computer but not the processes of his body, what a faggot:"
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Someone who is "bullish", bought high and always sells low and repeats the babble that some cryptobros and scam artists talk about - someone who gets fucked in the ass without any of the benefit of sex, because, you know, you are just participating in a digial ponzi scheme
Hey Klaus, you are a crypto power bottom!
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The Kitty Crypto Gang is a team of 7997 bad boys living in the Metaverse directed by The Catfather.
He owns one of the best nightclubs in the Metaverse, only members of the gang have access to all the events and advantages of this space.
The collection of 7997 Badass Kitties NFTs is made by Nicolas Morel and Amandine Comes. Two French artists living in Australia and working for Marvel, Netflix, Disney, Warner, the DC universe among others.
Each NFT is unique and rendered in 3D Artwork with a collection of more than 200+ traits.
Whitelist spots are distributed based of activity and contribution which enables a perfect utopia of community where people support each other and makes it easier to befriend each other. Furthermore there is a large amount of events hosted by different kinds of people from different professions.
Giveaways will also occur but to avoid people who are purposely only looking to get whitelisted without having any interest in the project itself the administration team checks the profiles for activity.
Kitty Crypto Gang will be available on OpenSea as an NFT project and will be launched on the Ethereum blockchain.
Ethereum is an open source and decentralized blockchain based off smart-contracts.
So you might ask, SecurePanda what is an NFT? The answer is not simple. Non-fungible token.
That doesnβt make it any clearer. Sorry. βNon-fungibleβ more or less means that itβs unique and canβt be replaced with something else.
Kitty Crypto Gang will be hosting the night-club parties tonight in the Metaverse!
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Bro Cryto is a bro who hustles crypto currency for a living. brocrypto.com
Like a BRO' ....... Bro Crypto! brocrypto.com
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