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This term is used when reffering to when a male drink 12 gallons of maple syrup and his sperm has a brown tint and his semen is ejaculated onto a females toe all while watching a hockey porn parody
Yo Jewish boy, did you know last night I Canadian cumshoted rachel
The male ejaculates a projectile shaped drop of cum which hits the female on a weak spot (i.e. eye). In contrast to a common cumshot it requires solid aiming, the correct muzzle velocity and the right amount of jizz in order to create the perfect shot.
He was an amazing cumshot sniper and she was impressed by his aiming skills. Right in her left eye. They were laughing all night.
Traces of semen left at a crime scene. With in-depth (anal)ysis of this 'CSR' it's possible to retrieve the male culprit who has been involved in the crime.
'Maybe.. if we use the cumshot residu (csr) on the mass spectrometer we could find the killer - CSI
When you shoot your self with dragons breath ammunition
"Damn did you hear Kyle shot him self"
"no what happened"
"Homie pulled a devils cumshot on himself"
A reverse cumshot is a sexual act that is only for the bravest of men. It is a sexual competition between two men where the object is to reach orgasm before your partner. First, opposite ends of a catheter are inserted into each man's penis thus allowing flow of semen between and into the others penis. Both men masturbate, while kissing and caressing each other. When one man reaches climax his semen is discharged through the catheter into his partners penis, thusly giving him a reverse cumshot. The winner of this competition is the man who ejaculate first.
Dammit. I got a reverse cumshot last night. It hurt and burned and now I have the beast man aids. I just couldn't cum fast enough.
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To explode the most powerful load into the face of some poor unsuspecting prey, the result should end with cum drenched in the victims entire face, and every facial orifice, seriously, in the eyebrows, hair, nostrils, eyeballs, everywhere.
Chick:"Give it to me!!!"
Guy:". . . ok!"
*SPLOOOOSHH!
Chick: "WTF WAS THAT?!?! I ALMOST DROWNED!!!"
Dude: " ahhhhhh Warpaint cumshot baby."
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Inspired by welterweight UFC fighter Khamzat Chimaev, this maneuver consists of a fireman’s carry takedown and, after assuming the dominant position, cumming on the opponent’s face. Perfect for both the octagon and the bedroom.
I was chillin with my girl yesterday, one thing led to another and I ended up giving her a cumshot chimaev.
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