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The Holyoke Range, a relatively small mountain range in western Massachusetts, USA, which separates the Pioneer Valley from the Springfield metropolitan area.
This name reflects the juxtaposition of the areas to the north and south of the range. The relative wealth, educational level, smugness and quality of life of Northampton and Amherst, Massachusetts to the north - and the urban decay, teen pregnancy, street violence, drug use, and poverty of Holyoke, Chicopee, and Springfield Massachusetts, a mere ten miles to the south.
A Tofu Curtain may exist in other areas, such as Princeton, New Jersey and New Haven, Connecticut (home to Princeton and Yale Universities, respectively). However, this is the most dramatic example of a physical barrier which approximates the socioeconomic divide.
Northampton is a happy liberal utopia. If you want a teen hooker and an 8 ball, you should cross the Tofu Curtain and go to Holyoke.
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A somewhat derogatory term referring to Orange County, California. It refers to the idea that people living there long-term are spoiled, ignorant, and have little experience in the world outside of the immediate area, besides occasional trips to similar locations around Southern California.
Buffy grew up living behind the Orange Curtain, and thinks everyone from other places are trash.
Steven only leaves the Orange Curtain once a year for a snowboarding trip with his rich friends at some fancy resort in Norcal.
You can always tell someone grew up outside of the Orange Curtain when they refer to OC as "The OC."
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A shirt that, although intended to hide the cowness of pregnancy or fatness by draping what appears to be a curtain over the tits, is now, for some unknown reason, trendy on sexy females as well.
Coined by Maddox - "R.I.P. my boner"
"There's a reason pregnant women wear tit curtains, and it's because it usually looks good on them in lieu of a beekeeper outfit."
Go wear something that is less likely to turn men gay.
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The pair of lips found on the exterior of the vagina, the labia. Likely, a derogatory term referring to a woman's entire vagina.
Come here you dirty little tart and let me plumb the depths of your piss curtains with my meat thermometer.
When was the last time you washed your piss curtains? You smell like a fish market on the hottest day in summer.
I'm going to knock you out; finish you; beat you up; slang term taken from the theatre term "curtain call"; end of show.
Just wait, it's going to be curtains for you!
a makeshift device of a sheet/blanket on a rope that goes across your bed. perfect for the college student trying to get some privacy but also trying to get some pussy.
John: Yo Tom could you stop smooshing with your girlfriend, Im trying to get some sleep!
Tom: Sure *pulls cuddle curtain*
The female version of blue balls.
Kevin is out of town for the week, I have serious smurf curtains.
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