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To ultimately pwnt and dominate everything. This is in reference the awesome Sith Lord.
I am Darth Revan! I rule everything!
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a JC mod (former admin) with no balls. after protesting that it was unfair to ask for his personal information, he gave in when he was threatned with demotion.
Darth Sapient grabbed his ankles for Philip Wise
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they are the nipples that are so big they lose a boundry line and proceed to fade into the regular skin color. they are similar to the infamous pancake nipple or the ever popular pepparoni nipple but with a destinct difference because of the lack of border line.
i was with this hot ass girl last night she had a perfect body except when i took off her shirt she had darth faders.
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In the Star Wars universe, a sith lord of unknown gender who lived approximately 4,000 years Before Battle of Yavin. Led the Republic to victory in the Mandalorian Wars before disappearing in to the Unkown Regions with much of the Republic Army. The prodigal knight reappeared as Darth Revan, lord of the sith, and launched a successful campaign against the Republic before being betrayed by Darth Malak. A ship-to-ship attack destroyed Revan's mind and left the dark lord in a coma. The prodigal knight's mind was reprogrammed by the Jedi Council, and the reformed sith lord was sent to find the source of the vast resources Darth Revan had employed against the Republic. After the completion of this mission and the death of Darth Malak at Revan's hands, the saviour of the Republic again disappeared into the Unknown Regions. Historians have yet to discover the prodigal knight's fate.
"So, it's like playing chess and switching teams every time you're about to win?"
"Yeah, that's exactly how Darth Revan's life went!
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the most niggerish mu'fucka u know...always embarrasses you with his incredible ability to use his "dark side" powers to be the nigga that other races think you are...usually must be removed from all situations by using the "force" i.e. police force, or by forcible means lol
I was wondering why that job never called me back again...my roomate Darth Niggerish here put "Pussy Poppin" on the fucking answering machine!
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What happened when, in a galaxy far far away, the star wars kid finally plucked up the courage to ask out Princess Leyla after years of recovering from the humiliation of being an internet comedy meme and she not only turns him down, but informs him she is not Princess Leyla, but an out of work model who just does the star wars conventions to make money for her law degree. Then, to rub salt into injury, she only dates jocks and especially not internet comedy memes. He vowed off women forever and sought out Jean-Michel Rheault, the villain who so assulted his jedi honor by digitizing the star wars kid tape for the internet to take gay vengeance upon his pert backside.... but things did not gay as planned...
Star Wars Kid: "Hey Luke, I am your father. No that's not it. Hey Rheault, I AM YOUR DADDY. Now pull down those panties and get ready to RECEIVE MY LIGHTSABER!"
Rheault: "Oh shit, it was just a joke. I never knew you'd turn to the dark side DARTH GAYDAR. I'm sorry that you'll never get laid, but this is an exit only path young jedi. Why don't I hire you a hoe and you lose your virginity that way. I can video you again, Star Wars Kid loses virginity! Imagine how many hits that will get! Wow, we can do a whole series of these things with other ungainly chubby star wars fans..."
Star Wars Kid: "Argh... NO..." *runs*
Rheault: "Hey kid! Come back here, the cameras not rolling yet..."
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when a guy is having a threesome with two girls... puts on a strap on backwards so he's fucking one in the front and the other in back. his penis and the strap on, resemble the dual lightsaber used by darthmaul.
yo man i pulled a darth maul with those two chicks last night
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