Deaf Skype

The rules of the game are simple, while on a video call, neither participant are allowed to talk, so they must type what they want to say. Useful mostly in college, when one or both of the skyp-ee's roommates are doing homework or sleeping, as not to disturb them.

Hey, I don't want to keep my roommates up so let's deaf skype, that way only the light from my computer will keep them up.

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Deaf-rush

The temporary deafness recieved after playing loud music for too long (e.g. through headphones, at a concert)

I've got a Deaf-rush from my iPod.

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Colour deaf

Adj. An inability to hear or understand certain words related to coloration, shading, texture etc. Sometimes used as a cover-up for in attention or ignorance.

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What is this? I said to paint the kitchen mauve with beige accents! Does that look mauve?

Sorry dear. Don't yell. You know I'm colour deaf.

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Tone deaf

An adjective describing a person who can't hear the difference between off beat and on beat or on key and off key

Person one: hey can you give me an example of a tone deaf person?

Person two: look up country music on Spotify

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deaf note

deaf note is ryuk in a wheelchair with no ears having a seizure

ryuk is from deaf note

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Deaf Musician

A person who's main interest is in music, although they have no true taste in music.

Usually in a very-bad and unknown band, the deaf-musician loves horrible music, but will out-right critisize everything under the sun halfway decent.

Many people believe the deaf musician knows everything about music because the deaf musician is in a band, as the deaf musician recomends bad music, no one will say anything because they believe he is meant to know all.

Most people playing in garage bands.

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Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.