Fag Defense

The act of calling a person a fag once you've lost an argument as a scapegoat to get out of it. You know once you have done this, you have lost the FUCKING game. In most cases the person using this defense has a mental retardation and/or is a moron.

<Cadillac> All those brain cells never had a chance <Burt> Not to mention what it does to your dopamine <BillaBamNixon> Yeah and smoke is smoke bro <Fool> sdfu fags <Cadillac> LOL! <BillaBamNixon> LOL <Burt> wow nice fag defense

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the chewbacca defense

Johhny Cochrane's defense

If Chewbacca is a wooky, you must aquit! It does not make since! Here I am, a lawyer defending a major record label, and I'm talkin about Chewbacca! IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE!

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Department of Defense

One of the few parts of the U.S. government that doesn't suck. Unlike most other branches and services in the government, the Department of Defense doesn't bitch about politics and instead concentrates on kicking ass. We owe to them the awesomeness that is the Army and Marine Corps.

The Department of Defense is the most kickass branch of the government.

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Prius defense

When you run a stop sign in a Prius and get stopped by the police you say the gas pedal stuck and you could not stop.

I used the Prius defense on the cop after I blew through that stop sign.

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Defensive Mating

v. Strategically copulating for the sole purpose of preventing others from spreading their genetics. Related to defensive eating.

Listen honey, it wasn't cheating: I was just defensive mating.

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Farva Defense

An internet forum self-image defense strategy. Used by someone has been clearly proven wrong, stupid, or idiotic on a forum over the course of multiple posts or threads. The person realizes how foolish they now look, and default to claiming their entire dialog was a troll. Even though they claim it was a troll, it is very clear and obvious that it was not, and they simply have nothing left to retort with.

Person A: "You are a dick"
Person B: "No, sir, YOU are a dick. Here is why, with facts"
Person A: "lol, trolled you good fucker!"
Person B: "Nice Farva Defense"

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Hitler Defense

When someone uses a far more terrible act to lessen the perception of one's own terrible actions.
Sure Hitler killed 6,000, 000 Jews, but Stalin killed 20,000,000 of his own people, so what Adolf did wasn't that bad.

The IRS caught me cheating on my taxes , I'm going to try the Hitler Defense on them. Sure I owe $5,000 dollars, but hey, I'm no Wesley Snipes.

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