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Delusional Dan

the fools that stalk my sister lol

i guess delusional Dans dont know she not around no mo, sorry

by oh danny boys, oh, oh, woah:) May 19, 2013

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Delusional Aficionado Syndrome

Not a real disease able to be diagnosed, DAS (Delusional Aficionado Syndrome) is a sophisticated medical slang term used to describe the state of mind of wanting to only speak well about something or someone a person is suddenly or has been obsessed with for a long time.

For example, in the case of a musician, the aficionado might hear one song he becomes entirely enamored with it and slips into a state of thinking that this artist is the best to have ever existed. The aficionado will then deal with this state of new found love by purchasing all the albums by the artist and recommending them to everyone he knows. In its highest severity, the afflicted aficionado will constantly talk about the artist and/or song even to the point of trespassing into other people’s conversations in order to spread the word about the music. The aficionado will become enraged (rarely to the point of violence) if he hears someone else say anything negative about his idol. If any negative telecasts enter the television/radio airwaves or the internet concerning the musician (especially his death), the aficionado will enter a massive state of denial.

The aficionado may or may not be aware of his DAS. It depends on the severity of the delusional behavior.

References:
"This Bloke, Right Here." (A pseudonym for the person who first coined the term while giving a review of the Exodus album by Utada Hikaru on the first of February in 2010.)

This Bloke, Right Here: "I do not have Delusional Aficionado Syndrome. This album truly deserves five stars out of five!"

by IareWHITE February 2, 2010

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delusional hype man

a man who hates everything and is ugly

your such a delusional hype man.

by kingstonstone November 21, 2022


delusional faggot syndrome

a disease that predominantly affects people ages 18 onward who often frequent bars and make up stories in a false sense of grandeur to not be overshadowed by his friends and peers. people who suffer from delusional faggot syndrome (D.F.S.) often exhibit primitive behavior, such as recycling uninteresting stories, false claims of wealth, drastically lying about the weight of his sexual partner or just generally being a insecure doucher. although many scientists are debating it's origins, many believe people are born with, thus making it untreatable.

man 1: "damn tommy's delusional faggot syndrome is really getting out of hand, man"
man 2: "yeah he thinks his new camry is a ferrari."

gary says he is a professor at the bar when he gets a few drinks in him, but he's actually a 2nd grade teacher.

by deez_nuts November 7, 2013

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National Delusional Day

post people who are just delusional on October 10th

Happy Delusional Day! post a pic of the most delusional ppl u know

You: hey look on snap

person: why tf would u post me for national delusional day??

by btee200 October 7, 2021

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Delusional Coffee Disorder

-an erroneous belief that their coffee is superior is held in the face of evidence to the contrary.
-delusional conviction of one's own importance, power, or knowledge or that one is, or has a special relationship with, a deity, coffee making skills or a famous person.
-A delusion in which ones belief is possessed of great importance, power, wealth, intellect, or ability to make coffee.

Steve suffers from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

Steve's coffee is terrible, he must suffer from Delusional Coffee Disorder.

by Dr. Jadhav January 19, 2012

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Delusional Disney princess

A female who seeks a perfect man like a Disney prince but is in the bottom of the barrel and won't accept anyone who is in the bottom of the barrel like her

Person 1:Why is she single ?
Person 2: she looking for her Disney prince

Person 1: but she's the bottom of the barrel you should get with someone like her

Person 2: females like her are delusional Disney princesses looking for the perfect man while themselves ain't perfect at all

Person 1: but nobody is perfect
Person 2: exactly but she's mental and delusional she believe social media and the gullible society we live in that you'll find her perfect man and live happily ever after she'll come to terms when it's too late with her house full of cats

by Itbelikethatbro August 28, 2022