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Hot as fuck and good at sex. make sure u ask him about how large is dick is
Derek could rail me
A male humanbeing that often does the act of stealing one's girl, also known as a cuck.
Damn, he just stole his girlfriend! He's such a Derek
An amazing person who can steal you heart just when you hear his voice. Very adventurous and generous when it comes to the people he cares about. Loves meeting new people and making new friends. He loves to give people things that are from the heart but he's still afraid that you wont like the gift. He's very genuine and will do anything to make the people around him happy. He's artistic, unique, fun, a major sweetheart, kind-hearted, and quite the catch. You can never get him off your mind once you meet him. He's someone you'll never want to lose once he's in your life. had spineatitis
"Derek doesn't have a back" "Derek can not bend down"
A cocky asshole that loves beer, the Bruins, and women.
"That's so Derek..."
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Non-Athletic
Person 1:"Are you Derek?" Person 2:"No I can actually play sports."
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Whiny bitch who complains about nearly goddamn everything and thinks looking at the stars is ‘romantic’ and ‘not cliché’ at all. Barely ever answers phone calls and has a lesbian girlfriend.
Did you get ahold of Derek?
No, he’s too busy looking at the fucking stars again.
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Derek, do you remember the last time that you crashed?
No, which time?
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