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The Alabama of the Great Lakes.
Why are you going to detroit? Because it's Alabama with snow!
1. The city everyone talks shit about without neva setting foot in Michigan
2. Full of black people, white people are an endangered species
3.Best sport teams
4. Arabs own everything
5.Hoodrats, baby mama drama, ho central
6. Nicest ghetto downtown, best skyline
7. has many wannabe cities such as: Cleveland, windsor, camden, THE WHOLE OHIO!
8.over 800,000 people with crazy city borders
9. hypest highschools, neighborhoods, underground rappers
10. best underdog city in midwest
P2-net: where are you from?
P1-net: Detroit
P2-net..... Are you in a gang?
P1-net No! damnit i just live here asshole
313 FOR LIFE!
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a city that way too much people talk shit about.
it's not as bad as everyone thinks.
also, slim daddy is a faggot, who has never been to detroit.
fuck slim daddy.
detroit 4 life
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Not to bad of a place. Just no where your going, cuz if you wander in the wrong parts, at night, ur screwed
Person 1: Detroit isnt to bad of a place
Person 2: I guess not as long as you stay away from Cass Tech, Martin Luther King Blvd., Joy Rd. and stay away from prostitutes, gangs, drug dealers, some homeless people, and the hundreds of burnt down or abandoned houses, and you dont go out at night, expecally not in those roads then i suppose its okay
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The worst possible place to be.
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I'm sure that's not true, but it makes for entertaining conversations.
"So you're in a Turkish prison? Well, at least it's not Detroit."
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1.A city that a bunch of people talk and complain about but without ever stepping inside the city limits or even coming within 50 miles of its border. These people are known as "Smart" and "Still breathing" and are often scorned upon by Detroit citizens for their devilish good looks and lack of bullets lodged in their spine.
2.Contrary to popular belief, there are nice parts. The road out of there for instance.
3.Where everyone who's from Michigan says they're from when somebody asks them where they live. The lack of stab wounds and teenage wife however is a dead giveaway.
4.Best water in the world. A great comfort for kids there when they get lung cancer at age 6.
1. Hey, I haven't been to Detroit, let along Michigan, but since I like, you know, not bleeding for 12 or so gunshot wounds, I think that won't change.
2.Rosedale Park, University District, etc...all great living areas. Bring your own barbed wire and gun towers though.
3.Random Person 1: Where are you from?
'Detroiter': Westland
Random Person 1: Where?
'Detroiter': Detroit...
Random Person 1: Liar. You're 13 and not pregnent yet!
4.Have you ever had Detroit water? Really, take off that oxygen mask and try some, son!
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A common phrase used as an excuse for secret masturbation.
"sorry man, I'm going to Detroit"
"oh, sorry I missed your call, I was in Detroit
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