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A person who is temporarily possessed by a demonic spirit which causes them to draw penises, in various states of erectness, on whatever canvas may be available at the time; ie. dusty cars, computer screens, windows, etc.
Dammit! Look at the giant penis on my car window. The dick devil is at it again.
When one person licks mayonnaise out of a white persons ass crack.
Hey man did you hear about Sebastian giving Trent a devils Twinkie the other night.
A bigoted slur used for white people
''Go burn in the sun and have sex with animals cave devil!
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Coming from an incident in Maynooth, Ireland, a devil's blowjob is when a person, before giving oral sex, gargles with hot chilli sauce.
"Man its was so hot, like a devil's blowjob"
Similar to karma, The Devils Share is a term used to describe a person "getting what's coming to them". Used in the television show "Person of Interest" in reference to a drug dealer who was killed in retribution for murdering an off duty rookie cop who was about to be a new father.
"He got the devils share, its the way the world evens things out. Guy got what he deserved and you wanna know how I've been sleeping? Like a baby. But thanks for letting me unburden myself.
Billy: Why are you so happy today, John?
John: Last night, Brittany let me ring the Devil's Doorbell.
Billy: Nice!
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Samantha: You look tired today!
Melissa: I know, I was up all night ringing the Devil's Doorbell.
Samantha: Nice!
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When you see the blazing heart of satan open up in your bowl while you are smoking weed. Taking this massive hit, means that you have a one way path to purgatory.
John - “Dude, I took a devil hit, and Satan rammed his fat cock down my throat.”
Sam - “And you also said that you were giving demons handjobs too!”