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A extremly addicting free MMORPG made by the godly company know as Blizzard.
Usual convo...
1: OMFG A SOJ ^^
2: BAH, I GOT 60
3: FUCK YOU HAXOR
1: YEZ
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Addicting game (quite much more than that of the addiction of cigarettes, heroine, crack-cocaine/crack/cocaine)that will suck your life away to your small chair and large blanket that sits next to your computer, which you wait to return to while sitting on the shitter while you should be doing finals T_T. <-- basically me, but not that bad, I still have friends, and my blanket is in the laundry
Typical Diablo 2 Chat (Got this from IRC, yeah its real):
01:02 <CDC> how much is a scl unid?
01:02 <the445566> 33fg
01:02 <the445566> or
01:03 <the445566> 8hrs
01:03 <the445566> or something
01:03 <the445566> lawl
01:03 <CDC> damn thats cheap az
01:03 <h0bby> can anyone kill my ancients hell?
01:03 <mister_d2> gn?
01:03 <h0bby> vat1/1
01:05 <mister_d2> brt
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The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair.
The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.
"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."
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Awesome fucking game. I highly advise buying this game with the exspansion pack and getting to know the game.
It can be tough at first but you'll catch on.
D2LOD is the shit.
Really hott, horny, popular chick: Hey u wanna see if we can take each others cloths of with our teeth?
Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.
Really hott, horny, popular chick: Is that a yes or no.
Anonymous D2 player: D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD. D2LOD.
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A Pablo Diablo is a tanned mexican with a huge fucking mustache and all he wants to do is blow shit up while screaming. "Oh my fucking god its PABLO DIABLO!"
A: Who is this man?
B: Its Pablo...
Pablo: PABLO DIABLO!
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A middle school located in Danville, Ca full of gangster boys with saggy pants and slutty girls with their boobs hanging out of their shirts. Where girls get suspended for cat fights and trashing school property and boys get suspended for fist fights. The school is located in a beautiful area!
Person 1- Oh my god! She just trashed her locker!
Person 2- That is a Diablo Vista student for you.
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When the chilly comes out hotter than it went in. Sending a sensation of such Heat that you think a flamethrower is coming out from your anus.
God damn! That chilly has gone an set my assiehole on fire! Quick Jerome get the fire extinguisher. Imma gonna need to put some ice on this motherfucker! Damn El’ringó Diablo!