*dice*

De_lice; de fluster; to dis or the act of diescense; to diesenphensate;

*dice* ye be diced and get loads on dies and see the panacea manifest. dice that trick

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Diced

To dump one friend for another. Comes from rolling a dice away from you.

As in "I diced Kelly for Liz to go to the pub"

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dice

slapping someone back and forth on both sides of their face.

i'm about to dice you if you don't shut up about your haircut!

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Dice Goblin

A Dice Goblin is the little voice inside your heart which craves the purchase of new dice, sets, singles, it does not metter to the Dice Goblin, as long as they are new and shiny.

Oh man, did you see the new set by X company?
-SHHHH!... you will waken the Dice Goblin.

ass dice

Dice that have been shoved inside or near an asshole. Shoving dice in your ass is a classic method of 'winning' board games even if you don't technically win. Pair with finger foods during game night with your least favorite friends :)

ass dice really put the 'crap' back in 'craps'!

Diced to the socks

When someone possesses supraphysiological muscular contractile tissue gains, generally with a very low body fat percentage. Someone who is diced to the socks is usually deploying an efficacious dose of some sort of anabolic compound such as Testosterone Enanthate or Trenbolone Acetate.

Bro 1: Dude that Derek guy is massive

Bro 2: Yeah man he is diced to the socks

Rum Dice

Quite possibly the best drinking game ever invented involving rum and dice.
Discovered in Thailand at the beginning of the 21st century, this game involves throwing dice into a wooden box and drinking rum shots if you lose (or win).

Hey punters, anyone want a game of rum dice?
Na, fuck off Cletus, no one likes that game...
You guys are all fags!