dike short

hair that is so short you come across as either a lesbian, bisexual or some homosexual being.

Alix: "I can't decide if I should cut my hair short or not!!"
Luke: "If you like girls."
Alix: "Shut upp Luke! i dont like girls and i wasnt gonna cut it dike short!"

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dikes on spikes

(n) A typical group of female softball players.

I don't get those twinkie pounding dikes on spikes!

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Man-Dike

A faggot who looks manly with a full beard, usually a gay biker named Chief.

1.Cheif is such a man-dike.
2.wtf is a man-dike.

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dike water

In human terms, a dike is a long narrow hole dug into to divert water. In lesbionic terms, when a lesbian, especially a Bulldyke, has another person (drink the water), or in laywoman's terms, charms another to let her dig into that hole... and flick that bean in the process of course.

In the hot sun, two prisoners in orange jumpsuits dig a trench. BEANIE: "Gosh it's so hot. I'm sweaty and wet all over." BULLDYKE: "Wet is good. Even better when we get into that long narrow hole ." BEANIE: "It sounds like you just served up a hot glass of dike water." BULLDYKE: "Busted... again." Bulldyke laughs, snorts, burps, then farts.

Dike Goddess

A close female friend that is very homosexual, but extremely chill.

Do you know Lea? She’s my Dike Goddess.

dike nasty

The opposite of a sugar coater. Someone who will fuck your bitch and tell you all about it.

They ain't ready for dike nasty

mountain dike

a dike that loves the mountains (I.E) a woman wearing a Reebok jacket in outback steakhouse wearing Bermuda shorts!! LIKE OMG!!

I was working at outback steakhouse when i was serving a mountain dike eating a pile or shit with her mountain dike clan.

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