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Little balls of shit that build up on ass hairs.
Dude!! Kelly was tossing my salad and got dingleberrys stuck in her teeth.
I would like some dingleberry pie.
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A ball of dookie stuck in one's butt hairs; an ignorant or obnoxious person.
That dingleberry really hurt when I pulled it off, or that dingleberry broke his arm again
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As defined in The War Of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts, by Louis de Bernieres:
'Dingleberries,' he said, assuming a professional air, 'are the little balls of fluff that appear in one's underwear and sometimes entwine themselves in one's pubic hair. Frequently they are of a grey colour and woolly nature.'
See above.
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A stleathy, socially awkward make found prelly unexpected women on dancefloors at cocktail parties, weddings, and clubs all over the nation.
The Dingleberry is a common sight on the dance floors of cocktail parties, weddigs and clubs across the nation. This pest silently approach a non suspecting female dancer from behind and begin to dance behind her with the hopes of grinding his penis on her.
What Differs the dingle berry from the douche bag, is that the dingleberry is difficult to remove. Once a dingle berry humps his chosen woman she will most like have him attached to her ass for the rest of the night no how hard she shakes that booty trying to boogy away.
Sorry Girls, but i have go go sit down for a bit and detach this dingleberry from my ass so I can be comfortable. the dingleberry's dancing behind me and trying to pretend his penis just keeps accidently rubbing on my butt for song ofter song, I cant shake him off.
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A bead of poo stuck to your arse hair.
ewww is that a dingleberry in your arse?
ah yeah its been bugging me for days.
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poop that hangs off the hair in the butthole.
Man, those dingleberries really disgusted my date last night when he tried to stick it in me.
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When you take a shit and sneaky particles escape the grasp of the toilet and stick to the sides of the anus and its hair follicles. Then the piece of feces dries up on your panties and gooch/anus hair. Later on in the shower you wash it off and you realize the shit got the better of you.
Below is the script to a fucked up porn including the dingleberry
Guy takes shit and has dingleberry and doesn't know
Girl: hey babe lets have some creepy sexy sex.
Guy: ok but first show me your bobs and vegana so I can git hourny.
Girl: ok! (takes off clothes)
Guy: ooh Now I'm ready for sexy sex
Girl: Yay let me get my 13 inch strap on for your bleached butthole
Guy: (lubes himself up)
Girl: (Puts on strap on and is about to insert)... Oh MY GOD BABE IS THAT YOUR DINGLEBERRY ON YOUR BALL HAIR!!??
Guy: Well I did take a colossal shit 5 minutes ago.
Girl: I'm gunna lick it because I'm kinky. (Licks)
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