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A dinosaur is an old man, made famous by Ke$ha's song. He frequently hits on younger women, some as young as 12. He can be anyone from a middle school math or science teacher to already retired at "an old folk's home." They slick back their hair, charge into a bar, and offer to buy a girl a martini, olive and everything. They are sure to be a creeper- don't listen to anything they say-even if they have a sexy tank of oxygen! A cougar is the equivalent of this, but the female type. Dinosaurs are more common.
Did you see that dinosaur hit on me?
Totz. It was awksock.
Beetfeet. Let's go....
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word used to describe something that is old
"Why don't you get a new cell phone? The one you have is a fucking dinosaur."
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tripping balls on a lame-ass drug while feeling cool walking around
"look at that girl, shes f'd up & dinosauring around the room"
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an extremely unnattractive face made by drunk girls to deter boys from hooking up with them. You must make the two finger claws with your hands and strain your neck to the point where the next morning you are in pain.
Eric didn't want to hook up with Abbie because she did the dinosaur so many times while they were cuddling.
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A big lizard-like thing that lived LONG LONG AGO! Back with the cavemen...i think. umz they were super rad. and ate eachother, or we're vegetarians! And said alot of "GRRRZ" and "RAWRS" and "jhefuwegfjegfwuefiwbi". And some had wings and they had....scales and they were so cute. But then they decided to move to like another galaxy and now they are no longer..... Veggie dogs anyone?
Dinosaur numero uno: Earth sucks.
Dinosaur numero dos: yeah lets say a meteor hit us.
Dinosaur numero tres: THATS BRILLIANT. okay little reptiles grab your stuff we are out of here
Human: WTF?!?!?! you dinosaurs talk!
All the dinosaurs:...ehhh....umm.. RAWR !!! CHOMP CHOMP!
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An extinct reptile that roamed the earth, but those weird kids who think theyre cool like to pretend that theyre dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are cool, so they pretend to be a dinosaur because the think it'll make them cool.
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