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Prostitute offering services at a discount when approaching end of quarter while not meeting budgeted figures and/or when facing liquidity shortages in the crack-cocaine-heroin market. Most regulators (aka sex workers union) are against this practice, but proponents of free markets say it is a necessary evil and is one of the keys to success in a capitalist society.
A seasoned Wall Street trader rides his Lamborghini at night in the streets of Newark and stops by a young lady waiting on a corner in the middle of nowhere:
Trader: Hi beautiful, bid 20$ for a blowjob.
Hooker: 20$??? You must be thinking I’m some sort of discount hooker? Ask 50$.
Trader: 50$??? Refresh your market data feed, the crack-cocaine spread is widening like crazy and the heroin60 index is reaching historical record levels. I give you a minute to revise your quote.
Hooker: Sorry about that (while running her smart phone blowjob pricer app). Ask 25$, deal?
Trader: Deal! Get in the car beautiful and be careful with my Italian leather & suede seats.
someone whos too cheap to buy something at regular price
omg there he goes again buying a reduced parfait he is such a discount pat
When a person puts on a red swimming cap they then become a Discount Smurf.
(IT HAS TO BE A RED ONE)
Person 1: Hey I forgot I had a red swimming cap in my bag haha!
Person 2: Give it to me
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Person 1: Huh?
Person 2: Now.
Person 1: Okay then *Hands over red swimming cap*
Person 2: *Puts red swimming cap on* I am now a Discount Smurf.
I'm not sure where we sit between her grabbing your discount diggle and male sexual harassment.
To excuse or accommodate the shortcomings of another person based on prior knowledge of said shortcomings and an acceptance that they are a part of the person’s personality and will not change. The sense is applying a discount to shopworn or damaged merchandise.
Aren’t you annoyed by John always showing up late?
No I just apply the discount.
A discount hooker/escort. (Male or female)
"Damn! They got discount floozys for 75 cents an hour!"
An Eyepatch Discount is similar to the five finger discount, however, the only difference is that an Eyepatch Discount involves only computer software. Stealing a piece of computer software by downloading it from the internet (or direct connect program) is known as using your Eyepatch Discount. Since the official name for the act is Piracy, the term Eyepatch Discount was created, since many Pirates used to wear an Eyepatch.
Person 1: What a rip off, they want 90 dollars for that new game that just came out for the PC.
Person 2: That's fine, I got it with my Eyepatch Discount.
Person 1: Oh so you mean you pirated it? You're such a freakin Pirate dude.
Person 2: Yaaaar!
Parrot: Insert Game Company is a rip off! Insert Game Company is a rip off!