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A turd deposited into the toilet bowl at such a high speed that it causes spashback directly onto the spectating testicles Cured by the use of a fireman's blanket
Sorry will be out in a minute love, just drying myself after my high diver
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Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas
Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.
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MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER
A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.
eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..
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A sexual position that allows for maximum penetration.
The main variation of this position requires the man to be on top and position his head slightly above the womans head (chin to forehead). The man should then grab the end of the bed with his hands if possible and proceed to quickly pound the vagina.
I warmed her up with just the tip. I then went into a deepsea diver and she went crazy.
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one who eats the pussy very well.
jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver
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The swooping motion of a females mouth in a diving fashion to engulf a mans member without hesitation nor moral obligation.
Hey Ted, when you and Janice hooked up the other night did you have to ask or was she just a natural swallow diver?
When me and my girlfriend first hooked up, I knew she was a committed swallow diver for the long haul.
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where a person driving on a multi-lane road will recklessly cross at least 2-3 travel lanes at once. (turn signal optional)
usually you will hear horns honked from the other drivers that are near the lane diver
that idiot just dove across all 4 lanes of traffic to get to the exit
in the natural environment of the lane diver, usually on a 3-4 lane highway with moderate amounts of traffic, when distracted by elements inside its transport vehicle, the lane diver will suddenly remember the exit it wants is on the other side of the highway. It will dive across all travel lanes without taking time to look if the lane is clear
(wrecks/sideswipes are all too common with the lane diver)
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