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2 Christmas's, 2 birthdays pretty much an upgrade
Me- My parents are getting a divorce
Friend- SICKKKKK!!!!!
What a woman does after she finds out her husband has cheated on her with prostitutes. Also what a woman does after giving him an undeserved chance and he continues to lie and text prostitutes. What a woman does in order to avoid getting aids, herpes or some other sexually transmitted plague. What is the last thing a woman ever ever wanted her children to suffer.
I find it hard to not get a divorce when my husband destroyed our family by screwing prostitutes and being a habitual liar.
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What your parents get when your born and it’s almost always your fault.
Jimmy: My parents are getting a divorce.
Timmy: What did you do?
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There is actually no such thing as Divorce. So what ever, if you thought you were modern schmuck you had better think again the meaning of "redness" because all of you will blush before all one fine day when all is revealed: Boom ShickA Bow Wow.
When you're served a Divorce in the western world, and nobody ever mentioned it to ya but every rebound after your spouse bailed: The world of Algorithms came into view. A paper separation is just that: PAPER. Have you ever heard of White Paper Crime. Well, a Divorce; if you have one is just that. A Contractual Law Violation; a Breach of Contract.
To possess a Divorce means that you ought to have honestly subjected yourself to an inventory of your contracts. CHECKING the dates and facts are only the beginning besides taxes. *This will tell you Who's WHO.
A man married one of a pair of sisters, divorces one & marries the sibbling. Hard to figure that this person & his ex's sibbling are raising his daughter: a Niece. Divorce of mistaken order.
A woman married EUtrash he didn't know his bride to be & did not understand old records. Once married discovered he married into FRAUD. Who's fraud man? Prematurely obtaining for himself a "Divorce". How could anyone continue upholding such a thing with all this revealed?
A young maiden marries a noble prince. A Reservation Princess forgets to give him a Bill of Divorcement, keeps his shit as trophies & goes on ahead to make the biggest mistake of her tribes affairs. Technically, not Divorced had under Duress married another. Moral: It is never too late to say: Mybad, you were the best thing that ever happened to me.
Straight from Holland: A Heterosexually confused female; of liberal family, marries thinking to rescue a transgender lover of many years. One who is actually not a lesbian but a man who was contemplating a sex change. Suddenly.. a change of mind. Has this individual restored during the loving diligence that upheld favour? Should these Divorce for coming into a marriage w/reverse roles & trampled identity? ~Upa, nope. Both fabulously gorgeous people; stunning to look at & not at all vain what so ever, soon removing from the masses. The babies which would come ought to be in a documentary. Retracking definitions these now preceded to call their Divorce: New Terms Contract.
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When an amazingly good looking young man decides his wife doesn't meet his standards. (Standards such as
Cooking ability, Money, Willing to be housewife, dishwashing abilities, ironing abilities, oh and she works and isn't allowed to buy shoes)
When Eddie Divorces Amy because her cookin abiliities are not up to par.
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Nothing makes college educated women happy. Instead of losing weight, or improving their personality, they choose to destroy their family’s lives because 50% of other women are doing it. So why the fuck not?
I will never get married because I watched my dad get divorce raped. He gave my mom the houses, cars, kids, and took on all the family debt to preserve the assets for us. My mom still dragged him through a 3 year court circus and extracted more money than he had in monthly child support. My dad lived in his car, a scum motel, then the worst crime neighborhood in a shit apartment. When he couldn’t make a few support payments the cops handcuffed him and put him in jail. He was a god father and made sure to see us every day. But his life was ruined and it destroyed mine too. Even my mom says she regrets it and is even unhappier now. Yeah, so, there’s absolutely no way I’m having kids. I won’t even get married with an ironclad prenup. Divorce rape happens wayyyy to often and it’s always the man who is starting over again in his 50s. Just when his hard work should have been paying off. Now he’s totally fucked. No thanks, America.
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The Most expensive barbie there is.
Comes with Kens car, Kens house, Ken's computer, and Ken's dog.
Why does the divorced barbie cost $200?!
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