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Safety/doorknob is a game where if someone farts, the perpetrator must say “safety” before anyone else can say “doorknob”. If the perpretrator fails to say “safety” before anyone says “doorknob”, anyone is allowed to punch the perpetrator as many times as they want until the perpetrator touches a doorknob. Some variations exist where a door handle is acceptable.
Fatass: *farts*
Person 1: Doorknob
Fatass: Safety
Person 1: beats the shit out of Fatass
Fatass: finally touches doorknob and beating stops
That concludes the Doorknob Game
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Adding unnecessary friction to a task
If we are adding this extra step we are clearly buttering the doorknob for our users
whore, gutterslut, 5 dollar prostitute, girl who everyone gets their turn
Cherie is such a mexican doorknob, every wetback in town has had a turn fucking her
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an odd deformation that occors when the tip of the penis is shaped like a large sphere.
dude it sucks having a doorknob tip dude i cant put it in my girlfriend
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An exclamation used to express one's joy of the moment. Often used when no other word describes the moment.
'What's up everybody, MONKEY DOORKNOB'!
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It's when a woman takes anal beads, shoves it up the man's ass, and proceeds to twist them around in a "door-knob-esque" fashion.
She then removes the anal beads from his ass, and smacks him repeatedly in the face with the dirty beads.
Hence, we have a dirty doorknob.
"I dirty doorknobbed that faggot good!"
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