beyond doubt

Definition: If something is beyond doubt, it is completely certain.

You've proved it beyond doubt.

The research showed beyond doubt that smoking contributes to heart disease.

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Benefit of the doubt

The resulting behavior after drinking a 12 pack or equivalant of alcohol.

Kevin gave the girl at the bar tonight the benefit of the doubt.

Kevin gave the pedestrians on his way home the benefit of the doubt. Some of them made it, some of them didn't.

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Press X to doubt

A way to express doubt towards another person.

"Trust me dude, I didn't eat the last brownie! I swear!!"

"Press X to doubt"

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Doubting Uncle Thomas

An African-American who doesn't believe it is possible that an African-American can be elected as President of The United States.

The doubting Uncle Thomases are out proving the political pundits to be right.

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I fuckin doubt it

Used primarily when you are 200% sure that the statement you just heard is straight horse cockery and bullshit.

Donaldson: I came across a flaming car wreck and pulled out all the passengers and put the fire out

Reigelsperger: I fuckin doubt it!

Doubting It So Hard

When something can not be doubted enough, it has become infinitely hard with doubt.

Ryan: DUDE I JUST WON THE LOTTERY!!!
Alex: I am Doubting it so hard.

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When In Doubt...Tits

When you don't know the answer to a question or command you reply with tits.

To end a conversation awkwardly.

Jack: "Hey John what time is it?"
John: "Uh..."
John: "Tits!"
Jack: "Haha When in doubt...Tits my friend!"

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