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A bloated sausage chewing wine.o, whose generally a complete asshole, whose socially unacceptable and has no regard for other human beings. A dick, or shit for brains.
Look at the douche nozzle taking that old lady's parking spot, what an asshole.
A person who is such an asshole that they probably spit douches out of their nozzle (mouth)
Girl 1: Becky called me a whore
Girl 2: Don't worry Hun, she is just being a douche nozzle
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Another level of rude, inconsiderate and/or non-amicable jerk face.
Cool guy 1: "Mr. King is a stalker."
Cool guy 2: "What a douche nozzle."
Anyone that volunteers as an editor for urban dictionary and rejects definitions based on personal feelings or biases. Especially considering some of the incredibly offensive crap that they approve.
Those douche nozzles rejected my definition again!
Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.
Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.
The appendage portion of a liquid feminine hygene product. Often used as a derogatory term for utterly useless persons
Someone that is compensation for his Peter through doucheness
that Kevin guy is a real douche nozzle he must be compensating for something