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Alter ego of Tom Dumont.
After a few drinks Tom was no longer himself, he had unleashed THE DOUCHE!
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1. Bruno Mars
- Who dared to sing "Just the way you are" and "I think I want to mary you"? - A compete douche, forget it.
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(n) 1. The French and Russian word for shower 2. A vaginal cleansing utility 3. (slang) An offensive word describing (v) 1. To clean the vagina
(n.) 1. "Ya shas paydu k~" ("I will go to the shower soon" on Russian) 2. "Can you please hand me the ~ so I may clean my vagina?" 3. "You, my friend, are a ~." (v.) 1. "Leave me alone and let me ~ myself!"
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Kayne West; The object one becomes when a bully rapper barges on stage, snatches a mic from a 19 year old female country music star who is accepting an award, and announces that another is more deserving of the award; The object one becomes when one stomps on a kitten.
So, who's the douche who just took the mic from that wonderfully talented, deserving musical talent?
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The best insult known to man, mostly used out of context to piss people the fuck off.
ex) Mike: Tom you're such a fucking douche.
ex) Tom Cruise
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a device used to scrub out a sordid, stinking, gungey pussy
jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. so jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for christmas. "oh great!" she exclaimed. "now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood!" she went into the toilet and got busy.
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