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Money that you have in your wallet or purse specifically designated to give to people on the street who ask you for money.
I went to Trader Joe's today and luckily had some hobo dough on me for the homeless guy in the parking lot.
The tiny amount of residue that's leftover in the cocaine baggie.
Aaronn: Yo, don't throw that baggie away. Let me lick that cocaine dough.
Me: What do you mean?
Aaronn: You know, when you were a little kid and your Mom was making cookies and she let you lick the bowl.
A man who is really loaded, aka Johnny Cash, Eddie Money, Dough Boy, Pillsbury. Opposite of Owen Cash.
THUGLY: Why are we following this guy?
MUGLY: We're gonna rob him.
THUGLY: What, is he Johnny Paycheck?
MUGLY: No, he aint some guy who just got paid, in fact, he doesn't even have a job.
THUGLY: So, why would we try to rob some Owen Cash guy?
MUGLY: Because he aint no "Owen Cash", he's "John Dough" -- he's filthy rich. We're gonna jump him, take him to the ATM, and rob him.
John Dough walks to his car. Thugly & Mugly jump out to attack. Floodlights turn on, BullMastiffs come running, and John Dough WresponKiBo's the two idiots. Soon the BullMastiffs have their mouths over the assailants faces, and two armed bodyguards show up.
BG #1: Should I call the police, sir?
John Dough: (holds up cell phone) I already did William.
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When the vagina dries up and causes too much friction during sexual intercourse, little chunks of skin and pubes begin to crumble up around each partners genitalia that resembles cookie dough.
This chick couldn’t keep up, I pounded her until she was raw. I looked down and there was Nookie Dough all over the sheets and it was stuck in my pubes.
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When a man is receiving oral sex, he takes his (substantial) scrotum and flattens it all over the fellator/fellatrix's face. Much like tea bagging, but pressing the scrotum into the face, not putting it into the mouth.
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The sexiest, most reasonable, logical, irresistable man this world has ever, and will ever see.
I just can't seem to stop thinking about Papa Dough.
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A food delivery place that makes the most freaking delicious calzones ever. Is used often by college kids late at night, both stoned and nonstoned.
College guy 1: Man, it's 3 am, that Judd Apatow marathon went longer than I thought it would, I'm starved
college guy 2: let's get DP Dough
college guy 1: yeah, but I don't want any marinara sauce
college guy 2: are you high?
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