playing the dozens

A rhyming insult contest between two or more urban youths.

"Jimmy and Frank played the dozens and Jimmy was winning until he said somethin' about Frank's Mama."

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dime a dozen

Anything that is plentiful with little value. Possibly this phrase originated in the early 1900's as a sale discount for candies that cost a penny.

Opinions are a dime a dozen.

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dirty dozen

a group of freshmen sluts at PC that will do anything for sex

"Hey man, i just scored with one of the Dirty Dozen"

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fucker's dozen

When one male has sexual relations with twelve females simultaneously.

While laying on an assless table, (1)one female rides the male in such a position that (2)another can teabag said subjects testicles. The (3)female under the assless table will be tossing subjects salad. (4,5) Two females will be placed at the foot of the table sucking the subjects toes. (6) Another female will be preforming a mustache ride. With the subjects free hands, said subject will be preforming a modified vulcan on (7,8,9) three females. One will have the subjects thumb; another index and pointer; and last ring and pinky. The same will be preformed by the other hand. (10,11,12)
*Note Please see Vulcan, Mustache ride, Teabag, Tossing salad

I just had myself a fucker's dozen with the entire New England Patriots Cheerleading squad last night!!

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Half a dozen

The same as the number six, but used by people who think "six" is way too long.

I entered the "No usage of words thought to be way too long when actually short" club and there were half a dozen guys armed with bats looking at me.

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Stoner's dozen

14

I went and bought a stoner's dozen of doughnut holes at breeze-in.

wino's dozen

A case of wine that is a few bottles short of 12

That case of wine was a wino's dozen, there were only 9 bottles in the box. I wonder where the rest of them went?