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DEFINITION OF DADDY ISSUES. LOL. HES SO HOT
DRACO+GREEN APPLE XRINGS= ME DYING ON YTHE FLOOR.
MY FIRST AND LAST LOVEE. E ERYOINE IS COMPARECD TO HIM.
HES A SEXIST BASTARD WEHIO IS ALSO RACISYT AND HATES ANYONE WHO SINT MAGIC OR PUREBOLODD BUT WE STIL LOVE HIM COX HES HOT AND SEXY AND AWESOME AND WE HAVE SEVERE MENTAL ISSUES
WE STAN HIM. <3
pweson 1: can we date?
perocon 2: are you a racist sexist dickhead with zaddy issues?
perosn1: no..
perosm 2: then go fuck a lamp post. YPURN NOT Draco malfoy BITCH.
My future Husband and Baby Daddy
Sydney: do you know Draco Malfoy
Me: ofc he is my husband and baby daddy
Sydney: I-
HE IS A CHARACTER IN HARRY POTTER WRITTEN BY JOANNE ROWLING WHO IS NOT A VILLAIN. HE IS MISUNDERSTOOD. I REPEAT, NOT A VILLAIN!!!!!!! btw he was played by Tom Felton in the movies.
Oh....you didn't like....? Draco Malfoy's father will hear about it
draco malfoy is a very hot harry potter character played by tom felton! he is a slytherin and he jas daddy issues, but i do too, so cant say anything abput that
“is that draco malfoy” “yeah i heard he has daddy issues” “he is still hot though” “i know”
Person 1: Hey have you met Draco Malfoy yet?
Person 2: Oh you mean that Slytherin Barbie in the robes?
An ugly prickly bitch who is friends with a racist, joined a hate group at 16 and bragged after, bullied somebody so much that it ruined their life little more than it already was ruined everyday because of bland schoolyard jealous, said somebody deserved their SA, etc
Me: Who is your favorite Harry Potter character?
An idiot: Draco Malfoy
Me: Die, disrespectfully
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