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Scoring with three girls in one night.
Those three broads were fucking sleuths.
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The Hydro-dynamic spatula is a spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive. It appears in the episodes "Help Wanted" and "Sharks vs. Pods" and in the music video "Thank Gosh It's Monday." It also appears in the online game Anchovy Feeding Frenzy.
It has a normal spatula as a base but has two other spatulas attached to either side of it. Therefore, it is like a fork of three spatulas. There is a black stalk or areal on the top with a red L.E.D. light on top of that which flashes.
It has two known abilities: propelling the user skywards and having multiple spatula heads. Said multiple spatula heads enable the user to cook patties quicker and more efficiently.
"One hydro-dynamic spatula with port-and-starboard attachments, and let's not forget the turbo drive!" - Spongebob
Pertaining to or characterized by energy or generating an effective energetic action or process of being vigorously active or forcefully moving or being moved, continuing or continued without intermission or interruption; ceaseless in it's operation, driven by it's own force which gives it its own momentum regardless of any friction that is less than it's own force that is being applied.
The basic rules for PDM (Perpetual Dynamic Motion) are
1. The design must use either gravity or magnetic fields, or use both gravity and magnetic fields.
2. The design must be symmetrical while exhibiting changing or moving parts to ensure the force of momentum is always greater than it's resistance.
3. The design must have a self contained push and pull or a self contained attraction and repulsion.
4. The design of the spinner must be lighter than the total weight or force that will be self contained to keep it moving.
5. The design will not be effected by any friction that is less than the total of its force, and even if stopped, it will self start on its own again and keep moving because it has it's own momentum.
"Perpetual Motion" means ever lasting movement, so why do people try to define it as "must not have any friction at all", and "must stay at the same speed"? Whoever tries to place the description inside of a box, must only do so because they think inside of a box. They are assuming that nothing inanimate is capable of having it's own self sustained force.
So I added "Dynamic", which implies that it does in fact have its own self sustained force.
The new term is now
"Perpetual Dynamic Motion"
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When two girls are giving you a blow job, one is working the balls while the other one works the shaft. Then both women share the gravy.
Dude, last night, Kelly and Jenna gave me total dynamic head
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A variation of the common Shocker, in which the pinky finger is inserted into the anus while the ring and middle finger penetrate the vagina. The Icelandic Dynamic Duo is made unique by the fact the hand is first soaked in ice water.
"You'd be amazed at how fast you can wake a woman up by using the Icelandic Dynamic Duo."
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OMG guys Hey micrarafters welcome to our first nerf video meeting us me, mincraftale and him all the way there say hi HOIII
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Have you even been getting head and the girl blowing you has looked up and asked “are you almost there yet?” all the while your thinking “you just started 5 minutes ago?” only to look at the clock and see an hour has passed?
This is not simply a matter of “time fly’s by when you’re having a good time”. There is a relatively simple mathematical explanation for this that also answers why some 20 year old girls look like they are in their 40s.
1. Firstly understand that like matter, time cannot be created or destroyed.
We can start by giving a Blow Job a scalar quantity to help mathematically differentiate a good blow job and bad blow job.
2. The Scalars are as follows; 0.1 – 1.9
0.1 being the absolute best possible blow job
3. The BJ/Time Equation: BJ*T= TAm
BJ= Blow Job scalar (as discussed above)
T= Real time passed
TAm= Time aged, male
Example: Your receive a decently good blow job at an estimated scalar quantity of 0.7 for sixty minutes
0.7*60= 42
Meaning that in sixty minutes of receiving head you have only aged 42 minutes, however as aforementioned time cannot be created or destroyed so the 18 minutes you lost in that hour are carried over to the girl blowing you.
So in sixty minutes of her blowing you she’s aged 78 minutes.
This explains why some women in their 20’s look like they’re in their 40’s ; they’ve given tonnes of amazing blow jobs over the past 20 years of her life, thus aging them significantly.
Dude 1: Dude you look wicked youthful
Dude 2: Yeah Jessica must have blown me back 2 years in this week alone
Dude 1: Aw yeah, Jessica loves giving sucking dick and it really shows. She amazing at it.
Dude 2: Yeah, its a ashame she looks like shes 84 though.
Dude 1: well i guess those are just the dynamics of blow job physics
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