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A Sexually transmitted disease in which mold ferments on your Fallopian tube and wriggles out into your uterus. It travels in waves, causing defected babies. In males it results in a clogged urethra, preventing ejaculation and causing excruciating urination.
One time, I spilled some mold dust on my dick and fucked a girl. She woke up with vaginal eels. I have urethrian eels as well.
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When a man tazes his groin while penetrating a woman (or man) creating a dangerous but satisfying vibrating effect.
Hey John gets out of Jail today, I'm surprised he only served 3 years for giving his girlfriend an electric eel.
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when your crapping long yellowish eel like turds.
after eating a slice of pumpkin pie and yams for thanksgiving Kip had a bad case of the mustard eels!
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When one has a hemmoroid sticking out past the butt cheeks representing an eel
After sex my girl walked away and I could see an anal eel.
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When proforming oral sex on a female and she takes a shit durring said act and the dung nugget protrudes and pops you in the chin like a moray eel out of its cave
"Gus will never talk to me again, last night while he was eating me out I let a moray eel slip out."
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A kickass instrumental rock band from New Jersey. Their music sounds like Pink Floyd, Rush, Buckethead, and Cynic were put in blender, made into a smoothie, and burped out by Jesus himself. (That's a good thing)
I love eels. And I love love. I love Eels Of Love
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