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You say this when your in any awkward situation or just say it at random times
"Um chicken eggroll?"
A sexually transmitted infection when you have sex with a passed around Asian cuisine chef. It causes your penis to rot off resembling a rotten egg-roll.
I put my rotten eggrole next to a real eggrole and my girlfriend couldn’t even tell a difference when she chowed down on it!
When a man wraps a chinese woman up by the blanket and fucks her while saying im going to eat you
That hot chinese woman was great se let me put my penis in her vagina while i screamed ima eat you.
Friend: Joe i fucked her lat night. Eggrolled that bitch!
Joe: Oh you eggrolled that girl.
Adverb
To call someone a offensive, but you really dont want to offend anyone
Oi you eggroll come back and give me my money
If you want to be offensive but not really call then an eggroll
Oi you eggroll come back here!
The layer of flabiness that protrudes over jeans that are 4 sizes too small. Often combined with a top 4 sizes too short. Generally met with disgust from onlookers.
Damn she's so fat she's got eggrolls.
Is that a belt wrapped around a sleeping bag? Oh wait, it's just a guy with eggrolls