Egyptian blowjob

A blowjob for huge dicks. The dick is held by both hands and gets topped of with a mouth, while the mouth is used to suck the huge dick the hands are there to assistance the mouth by moving back and forth.

I am sorry babe, but the only way this boy is gonna cum is by giving it an Egyptian blowjob.

Egyptian deuce

When used toilet paper floats and wraps itself around a turd, forming a mummy
See also: floating mummy, Egyptian turd,poo,shit,etc

Last tuesday little Billy gold took a shit, after wiping he went to get a plunger, by the time he had come back, he noticed his shit had become wrapped like the mummies of ancient egypt. He had taken an egyptian deuce

egyptian people

a person of egyptian descent
a person with ties to both african and middle eastern culture
egyptians come many colors: white-yellow-olive-brown-and black
a person who would die for either Ahly or Zamelak
one who has been beat with a "shib shib"
one who speaks arabic
most likely a muslim
understands the phrase MASR OM ALDONIA and believes it as scientific fact

egyptian people are pretty much the only people that matter

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egyptian cat

a freakish looking cat or girl
in egyptian times they were worshipped
also knows as Doris

OMG doris loks like an egyptian cat

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egyptian sledgehammer

the act of removing one's penis during anal sex, and upon noticing it to be covered in tanish shit, slapping it against your partner.

i gave megan a mean egyptian sledgehammer last night

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Egyptian Eggbeater

A sexual act involving a person of the male sex's member, the mouth of a woman (typically), and one or more chicken eggs. To begin with, the man cracks the egg(s) into the woman's opened mouth. Then, he grabs his memeber with his hand, places it in the egg goop in the woman's mouth, and begins to violently flail his pecker about, beating the eggs into a fine mixture. The man may then (but does not have to) ejaculate into the woman's mouth. After that, the woman then must swallow the beaten egg(s), whether they contains semen or not.

"Hey bro! Do you watch Iron Chef with Emmerald?"
"Sometimes, but after about 10 minutes I usually get bored and end up giving my girlfriend Alex an Egyptian Eggbeater."

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egyptian sunglasses

while fucking a chick doggy style, you spit on her back, to make her think you came. but when she turns around, you cum right in her eyes

Last night I gave Cassy a pair of Egyptian Sunglasses.

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