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EJ is straight up the most sped person you will ever meet. He has sexually harassed multiple women, and has no respect for authority. He is the type of person to light a pile of clothes on fire inside an apartment building. He watches porn in public and won't care if you tell him off. He is a true degenerate
Person 1: Did you hear EJ got arrested for sleeping in a public park?
Person 2: It seems like something he would do
Person 1: Yeah
EJ is a tall, lanky guy with an absolute god complex. He is a basketball prodigy but sometimes loses his sports credit because he thinks formula one racing is entertaining. If you look into his eyes you will undoubtably get lost in them and have an undying need to learn more. If you are lucky enough to get close to him you will either find that his humor is creepily soothing or you will see the not as nice side. At night he turns into a boney, spiky haired gremlin who will sneak up on you while you sleep and suckle the blood through your toes while staring at you in a very horny way. If you see an EJ, stay away from him unless you have his favorite food, deep fried worms. If you can supply him with enough worms you can be sure that he will not suck out your blood.
"that's the EJ that tried to suck my toe blood!
"EJ is so good at basketball."
"I ran out of worms, I think EJ is gonna kill me!"
the hottest person to ever exist you are literally so sexy mwuah
“ej is so hot i wanna date them holy shit”
The most fat ass nigga you will ever meet, talks alot, misses his ex, depressed, loves ice cream as a diet, emo, ugly ahh haircut all the time, came out of his dads vagina.
An irish/gaeilge whore. Loves tom. Loves sidney and is always up for boogie. Personal therpist even though she needs one herself. Always has the tea.