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Mckevett Elementary School is the worst school to exist in all of history. They will ignore you, yell at you, and then get it your parents side. We’re not js kids. We’re humans, Mckevett.
“Where was your last teaching job?”
“ I was a teacher at Mckevett Elementary School in Santa Pau-“
“EW GET TF OUTTA HERE YOU UGLY ASS SNAKE”
A decent school to go to in the Coquitlam area. Big playground and field, and decent teachers. Tennis court beside the school.
Parent: So how was the first day of Kindergarten?
Child: Bramblewood Elementary School is a decent school. Decent playground. Decent grass. Decent Teachers. Decent everything.
Kinnikinnick Elementary School is a grade school in Roscoe, IL with an average student population of 400 because it only allows 4th and 5th graders. It is also the home of the Braves. The teachers are reasonably nice but some will take you to the Rockton Cemetery on your last day of school to look at old headstones. It has a great playground and only has seven buses to take children home in. The school used to be the middle school of Roscoe, but was annihilated after a Tornado hit it during the 1970's. It was rebuilt as a grade school. Kinnikinnick was a Native American Tribe and thus the name of the school. Anyone who goes here will have a good education.
"Where did you go to grade school?"
"Kinnikinnick Elementary School."
"What the hell kind of name is that?! Dude. How do you even spell that?"
"I don't know. I went to the school and I still don't know how to spell it."
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A small kindergarten-fifth grade public school in Walnut Creek, with about 450 students. Parkmead has two parts: PALS, the part of the school for the kids with stay-at-home, overprotective, middle-class housewife mothers. The other parts is PCS, which is for students who are independent
PALS stands for Parkmead Active Learning School. Parents are required to volunteer at least 60 hours a year in the PALS program. They go on more field trips than PCS and having "learning" experiences like MAGIC, which is just parents making up an excuse to show up at school. PALS does boast the coolest teacher in the world, Mr. Moore, but that does not make up for it lameness. Many kids in PALS will struggle when they have to go to regular school and find it difficult to make new friends.
PCS stands for Parkmead Curriculum School. Students in PCS are generally wealthier than PALS students, but have two parents with full-time jobs instead of one. PCS sticks to the curriculum, but still adds fun activities for students. PCS students are smarter and have more confidence than PALS students. PCS students have been known to bully PALS students and call the babies.
"I went to Parkmead Elementary School!"-person #1
"So did I! I was in PCS!"-person #2
"Ya! I learned and now I'm a plastic surgeon with a six-figure salary!"-person #2
*meanwhile, PALS graduate is crying in the corner.
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It may look like a good school but tbh only fatties go there that think they are just know it alls (your sibling) they try and be helpful but are just straight up brats, and they also spit at people wen u dont buy them vbucks or some stylish doodoo shoes, plus
Kid ( in bratty & squeeky voice) :I Go To Schell Elementary School! haha lol
Random Savage: Good Luck in life. gg
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A weird Elementary school in Greenwood Village CO that has five grades, and compared to prison is almost there
Cottonwood Creek Elementary is a molar like prison
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The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.
See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality
Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
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