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a) amusing red monster of seseme street with an alarmingly high pitched voice and big yellow nose
b) a total legend. Hyperactive brandon loving mad women who I couldn't live without
c) a hippie from the late 16th century
a) Wow, It's Elmo, I love this show
b) Wow, It's Elmo, I must go jump on her and dance like a crab
c) Peace, Elmo
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Ok so if yous are fucking this chick and you want oral but her mouth is to small for my huge penis (or yours) you cut her mouth wider with a pen knife tie her to the wall then stitch it shut around your oenis and when she dies rip the stitches apart and poo alover her, crucify her to the wall and leave.
Man I elmo'ed that girl last night!
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Pubic Hair; A large amount of pubic hair.
a. That's a mighty fine elmo you got there.
b. I want to color\colour my elmo green.
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Commit Suicide, often through song and/or dance
The misses is gonna 'ave your head, Horace, ya may as well Shout with Elmo and make it quick.
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Buff Elmo is character from Sesame street but very strong, buff and sexy
Buff elmo cuddled me so hard last night
a complete disconnect from reality
dad: son, stop living in Elmo's world.
son : you mean, you want me to stop living underwater
dad: no, I said stop living in a your own disconnected from reality world. people living underwater at least have intelligent ideas partially connected to reality, but considered beyond eccentric; you, however, are beyond the Pale.
Elmo music is the archetype of which emo music started.
It started off when elmo sang the ABC song, a highly musical and emotional form of the song that we all know, and were taught, in kindergarten.
Elmo's actual name is Thomas O'Callaghan, an immigrant from Ireland, he started out as a highly disturbed child growing up on the lonely streets of ireland, he was ridiculed by the kids, daily. He never knew his parents. It was documented that Callaghan got into many knife fights, and was often put in jail for his rough conduct. After a year of misconduct, he was adopted by a man by the name of Joan Ganz Cooney, otherwise known as the infamous creator of Sesame Street.
As a young boy he was afflicted from a rare and horrible condition called El Cabello Rojo, translated literally, means the Red hair in spanish.
Elmo was afflicted with another rare disease where his scrotum did not grow properly, hence his high toned voice. Despite these setbacks, elmo took a career into singing with the help of Joan Ganz Cooney who took him under his wing, and gave him financial support.
Elmo enjoyed a long and prosperous career and became a worldwide known singer. His albums topped the charts at regular intervals, one of his greatest songs, "Baby, the ABC's arent good enough for me" was Number 1 in 1972 for 3 months.
Sesame street was his best career he ever undertook, with such classics as, "The ABC song" and "How to tie your shoe"
Elmo is still very alive today, although retired from sesame street, he is an active member of the NRA and donates regularly to the give.org foundation, he once stated in a Denver Colorado convention "We cannot, we must not, turn to violence, a gentleman must allow his words to do his fighting. But whenever my family is in danger, and when there is no other alternative, I know that my Desert Eagle 50 Action Express will serve me best."
Indeed, elmo music did inspire emo music, as it inspires me, and you, to do our best, through singing, and overcoming obstacles.
1975: Elmos greatest hits.
Dedicated in memory of Big Bird. 1969-2004.
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