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Wishing very much that you had what someone else has. A longing to possess something awarded to or achieved by another.
"Sharon's going off to the south of France for three weeks and we're all green with envy."
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the feeling band geeks get when watching the macy's day a parade. Especially if the said band geek is from a very small band and they see all those bands who are complaining about how they're struggling to stay alive while their drumline is bigger than the small band geek's entire band!
Man, I was watching the Macy's Day parade and I had the worst band envy.
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Wishing you had the power, ability, and above all the cultural approval to kill or torture someone who offends their religious sensibilities. Catholics definitely have fatwa envy, after being denied the violence of the Inquisition
Bill Donohue and the Catholic League showed grade-A fatwa envy when they issued death threats and howled for the expulsion of a Florida college student who took a cracker out of a church to show his friend.
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A feeling of discontent or covetousness with regard to Charlie Sheen's advantages, success, possessions, etc.
Trolls such as Chuck Lorre suffer from Sheenis Envy
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a feeling of grudging admiration and desire to smoke a bong that is possessed by another.
"Did you see the bong envy on Brendan's face as he was watching Clayton pull that last cone"
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a state of mind in which a Mac owner realizes his computer sucks and cost twice as much as a PC, then is immediately jealous of all his PC-owning friends who got a better computer for less money.
"I just bought a Mac!"
"I bought a PC; it cost me half as much and has twice as much everything as yours."
"BITCH!"
"That's a case of PC envy if I ever saw it."
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A feeling of envy regarding someone else's hair. Can be an envy of the color or length or of the ability, for example, to easily go from curly to straight.
You cut your hair, OMG you are so giving me hair envy right now!
Ugh, does she have her own stylist? She always gives me hair envy!
Can't talk right now, working on my hair envy.
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