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Gentle Epstein

The act of masturbating while receiving a back massage

My girlfriend and I had a Gentle Epstein after she got home from work

by Jon Browngreen October 31, 2020


Epstein

Epsteins have a great sense of humor. Not all funny people are Epsteins, but all Epsteins are extremely funny.

Epstein is funny

by freddieforreal May 30, 2019


Epstein

A man who fell for womankind

Dude, in the long term, Jeffrey Epstein is unsong hero!

by September 15, 2020


Epstein's Dozen

A dozen is 12, a baker's dozen is 13, an Epstein's dozen is 14

I picked up an Epstein's dozen of doughnuts.

by Frenchtard October 20, 2023


The Epstein and Hawking Connection

A reference to when Steven Hawking was rumored to be on the Epstein Documents, a User on X (Twitter) decided to fake some of the info on the documents. But. He was mentioned on a single email, has been recalled to have been seen on the private jet/Island. Some of the people known to have visited Epstein are:

Donald Trump
Bill Clinton
Michael Jackson
Osama Bin Laden
Joe Biden
Prince Andrew
Barney the Dinosaur
Elmo
Hillary Clinton
Walter White
Dora the Explorer
Leonardo DiCaprio
Amber Heard
Gwyneth Paltrow
John Bell Edwards
Mario Mario Mario
Luigi Mario Mario
Willy Wonka
Andrew W.K
Obama {REDACTED}
Joseph Joestar
Martin Luther King Jr
Jimmy Kimmel
Miley Siras
Jared Fogle
Steve (Minecraft)
Adolf Von Hitler
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Michael Rockefeller
David Copperfield
Frederic Fekkai
Led Wexner
Steven Hawking

The Epstein and Hawking Connection: "Steven Hawking: I love watching Midgets (especially male) solving Theoretical physics while on a step ladder, butt ass naked.

by zekolonon March 20, 2024


Mr. Jeffrey Epstein

Having underage sex slave party’s where Hollywoods cultists molest kiddy’s and perform sacrifices and feast on adreamacrome extracted by horrific acts on the innocent children

Mr. Jeffrey Epstein, it is time to tell the world who the real rulers are. Stop with the sextime and the kiddy cats

by Gmoneymight May 22, 2023

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Epstein’s Gambit

In a move so brainless and unintelligent, a player will sacrifice his queen for a piece of considerably lower value. The move is so questionable one might reason that ‘bigger forces are at play’.

Have you ever tried Epstein’s gambit, it’s a KILLER move”.

by BoolenOnABudget February 25, 2022