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Essay Season

Essay Season is the week or so before vacation or the grade closes. The reason why teacher give so many essay during the week, is so that we go from a 93.22 to 68.23.

Mom: What happened to your grades?
Kid: Mom, it was Essay Season
Mom: What??
Kid: You know when all the teachers decide to make all their essays due on the same day.

by lily809 April 13, 2010


in this essay, i will

"in this essay, i willโ€ memes are the most wholesome of the current popular memes because as well as being genuinely hilarious, they encourage deep, analytical thinking which often produces profound statements. in this essay, i will

To truly understand the impact of the boys being back in town, one must first examine the circumstances that led to the boysโ€™ departure in the first place. In this essay, I will.

by forlesket May 24, 2019

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College essay

a Mexican dude who is fortunate enough to attend school after grade 12

Jose may have been a big man on campus in high school, but here at UCLA he's just another college essay.

by e-tabbb October 26, 2013

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Lit Essay

a Lit Essay is a 5 paragraph paper that you write after you read a book in English class. they are a bitch to write and a complete waste of time and energy.

using quotes by Jim from Adventures of Huck Finn are a bitch to write out.

by brat April 10, 2005

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Anchor Essay

An essay that is worth a good percentage of your grade in 2 or more classes. An Anchor Essay usually combines aspects of those classes, and is graded by the teachers of those classes.

Also known as "Sunshine Essays"

When the History teacher set the due date for the Anchor Essay, the class groaned.

by Grr December 5, 2003

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essay uppercut

When you are writing an essay, you present all the mundane topics just lke punches boxers give and take during a match. When one subject hits too close to home and you feel the sudden urge to spazz out on the paper, this momentary surge is called an 'uppercut' so to speak.

John was writing an essay on 'the life cycles of mammals' when suddenly he realized the book was insinuating that all mammals are a certain way. He began to spew a paragraph about how some mammals DO NOT act accordingly to traditional concepts. Incidentally, he threw an essay uppercut.

by collegegirl01391 March 25, 2011


Physiology Essay

A psychology essay in which you refer to the wrong topic numerous times throughout.

Man, I only got a 20% on my Physiology Essay, I wonder why....

by Mediocretes November 16, 2020