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Fat and short. Annoying af and always sucks horse's dicks
If u see an Ewing ur in a unlucky place
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A theory hashed by ESPN.com writer Bill Simmons and his friend Dave Cirilli. It that explains the reason why teams inexplicably become better after their star player leaves the team for any reason (trade, injury, etc.). Two elements must be present for a situation to be explained by the Ewing Theory: 1) The team has a star player who receives a lot of attention but never wins anything, and 2) The star player leaves the team and everybody writes the team off.
The Knicks lose Patrick Ewing to an injury in a 1999 NBA playoff series with the Indiana Pacers. Everyone writes them off. The Knicks then win three of the next four games and win the series to advance to the NBA finals.
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1. noun- a great new york knickobocker. One of his greatest moments was when he went up for a dunk & his penis fell out of his shorts. Therefore the "urban legend" was started that Patrick Ewing, till this day, tapes his gigantic, mamoth penis to his leg, inorder to protect it from falling out of his short shorts. That is another reason why b-ball players stopped wearing short shorts
2.adj- derives from the noun "Patrick Ewing & refers to his huge shlong.
1- Wow did you see Patrick Ewing & his dunk in which his shlong fell out of his pants; Oh my!
2- Indeed sir, your Patrick Ewing is showing quite well today if i may add
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To overreact in an abnormal way to a situation that literally isn't a big deal at all.
Wow dude! Why did texted a girl I don't even know on my phone? WOW DUDE WTF
Eric! Stop pulling an EW!
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A stupid fucking retard who suck a lot of cock and gags on cum
This ryan Ewing looking mother fucker is a joke
Once caught, you will slowly start turning feminine, and eventually turn into either a women, or a femboy. You can easily catch this disease by joining the Roblox community: "Extreme War Experience". The disease is uncurable.
"Ah shit I caught the EWE disease, why am i turning so feminine? What is happening to my voice and body hair!?"
The elite of the weird urban dictionary users
Guy 1- did you see the word of the day on urban dictionary? That definition was messed up...
Guy 2- yea..it was definitely written by an ew-lite
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