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Lord Ewok is the king of the ewok, he rules above all & can ban anyone or kill at his disposal, he is the all mighty kind we shall all bow for. Fear everyone has to him, with his aprentis prince ewok he rules the borders of the known universe.
Me:Ewok is coming!
Atomic: that gay ass is kill
Ewok kills him
Me: I love u no homo
Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone
Me: yes my king
ewok (noun) term of reference for non-coastal American with socially traditional beliefs
("ewok" is an anagram of "woke". The term comes from a warring, primitive bear-like lifeform in the Star Wars movies who were aggressive and tribalistic)
When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.
John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.
John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
the act of tying up someone who is much taller or bigger than you
oh my god Richard's ewokking Tall Steven