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Fox News Exclusive

A political smear campaign that originates within and is perpetuated by the Fox News Channel, manufactured to stir up reactionary fears among the FNC's political base. Often without merit, exaggerated or even consciously concocted out of whole cloth, the controversy targets FNC political opponents. Major cable news channels will cover the issue only after the attack has struck its target and becomes a matter of national significance, if ever.

"Yeah, unless you change the channel. Then you're hearing no one mentioning that. Oh my god, it's a Fox News Exclusive!"
-Jon Stewart commenting on the "Back of the Bus-Car" Fox News Exclusive event, Nov. 01, 2010

by √theProblem November 2, 2010

51πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Exclusive (Role Play)

Only having one partner/mate, and you only write in a romantic or sexual context on and off of the timeline with that one partner. When writing with others it is platonic.

I am exclusive (role play) with my writing partner.

by Darker September 30, 2020


exclusive non-serious

Also known as ENS, this relationship status is increasing in popularity. Two individuals are involved with each other, and are not dating anyone else, however there is no commitment. It is understood that every waking moment of the day does not need to be spent together, as well each party does not need to inform the other where they are or will be at any given time. The words "girlfriend" and "boyfriend" are avoided and can be uncomfortable if brought up by a separate party.

Hey man, how long has Donnie been going out with Laura?

Well I don't know if they're "going out" as such, but they've been doing the exclusive non-serious thing for a couple months now.

by R Crewe April 22, 2008

100πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


semi-exclusive relationship

A relationship status somewhere between open and exclusive, meaning that some aspects are exclusive (e.g. holding hands, kissing, or sex) whereas others - such as meeting new people, flirting, or interacting on dating websites - are not. The exclusive aspects are defined for the particular relationship, with the idea behind a semi-exclusivity being that both people are in a trusting situation where neither feels like their emotional needs are not met.

Matt: If you are not ready for an exclusive relationship, but want more commitment than an open relationship, then why don't we try a semi-exclusive relationship...
Gina: A what!! Semi-exclusive relationship!? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
Matt: Oh, really?! It's when some things are exclusive, but others aren't - it's a way to be exclusive where it counts without making the other person feel restricted if they feel a need to spend time with other people .... in some semi-exclusive relationships all the bases are exclusive, so people can meet new people for non-physical things that look like dates, but they are just meeting new people to talk - in others people can meet others and kiss but certain bases like sex are off limits. It just depends on what is exclusive. If that's something you prefer to a fully open or completely closed relationship, then we need to talk about what's important to each of us in maintaining our freedoms and be honest about the things we each need to be open about and those we want to be exclusive about.

by umotu June 25, 2014

16πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


funny or die exclusive

An over-scripted, over-acted piece of rubbish found only on the web site "Funny or Die." Not to be confused with actual FUNNY "Funny or Die" content.

Shake your sillies out is easy to learn and adorable to watch. But according to new research, there's only one problem: it doesn't work. Now a Funny or Die exclusive!

by Cheetahmen March 11, 2011

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


co-exclusively independent

A state of romantic relationship within which you are exclusively seeing and sexing each other, yet, maintaining enough distance to be independent like a boss.

dude 1: "Is she single?"
dude 2: "No, she's co-exclusively independent with Boris"
dude 1: "So she'd fuck me, right?"
dude 2: "No, she only fucks Boris"

by semitaken June 2, 2013

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


PS3 Exclusive content

A joke: more accurately towards xbox for being awesome.

Guy 1: Dude did you here i have halo and a motion sensor thats not a big purple dildo.

Fag: Oh yeah well i am gay and own a PS3 with no decent exclusive games and mostly asian shit that makes no sense...but we...uhhh we umm...we get ps3 exclusive content for Assassins creed.

Guy 1: well ok, im just gonna go over here and be hetro

by The Oracle of Sgt Rhubarb January 3, 2011

8πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž