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Eyeball golf

When one tries to shoot cum into another’s eye. If accomplished, they get a hole in one.

I played eyeball golf with her and got a hole in one.

by Metzgie June 30, 2019


eyeball twerk

To measure an object (including a liquid or drugs) by using your eyes.

I don’t have a scale for this gram, I’ll just have to eyeball twerk it.

by Doctor Miller March 25, 2018


Squirt eyeball

I got squirt eyeball because my boyfriend was jacking off all over my face and it got all over my face and it got in my eyes so I got squirt eyeball

Squirt eyeball Is win your boyfriend is jacking off and some gets in your eye

by Dilly deli February 3, 2020


eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.

man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.

by Luke=lucas May 8, 2008


hairy eyeball

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.

"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."

by v. summer February 8, 2023


African Eyeballs

When one man places his ball sack over another man's eyes

Yeah my mate and I did African Eyeballs last night, it was amazing

by shadowhat June 14, 2018


Boner eyeball

The act of taking a boner to the eyeball

So I was blowing this guy and we were getting so into it that his boner popped out of my mouth and poked me in the eye. Third boner eyeball this week...

by NatMitchAl August 25, 2015