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The concept of family is merely a figment of the imagination, as families are typically based on love which is also a figment of the imagination. Due to the even shallower concept of sexual attraction of which famillies are physically created, the concept of family is not much deeper. It will never turn out as planned to be and the children will unfortunately continue to live their lives in search of love once again due to their sexual attraction.
People who are lonely long for "family" because it is a mental tie made of desperation for physical and emotional protection.
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There are 10 types of family
1.Lineal/Immediate Family
parents, grandparents, etc. Children, grandchildren etc.
2.Collateral Family
Aunts, uncles, cousins etc.
3.Adoptive Family
Family by adoption
4.Stepfamily
Your step-parent's side of the family.Your step-kids are also your step-family. Step-grandpa, stepmom, step-sister etc.
5.Sidefamily
Family of Family or Stepfamily, but not YOUR family.
6.Godfamily
Your god-parents side of the family is your god-family. God mother, god father, god sister etc.
7.CostcoFamily
This is what happens when you say "Love ya like a sister!" to your BFF. She becomes costco family because you love her like family.
8.CustodialFamily
Your legal gaurdian(s) and the people who live with them are your custodial family, related or not.
9.Marital Family
Your spouse and anyone who lives with them falls into this category.
10.In-Laws
The family of your spouse, or the spouse of a relitave.
1. Don't say you don't have a Lineal Family, because you do.
2. My mom is Immediate family, and so her other children are my collateral family.
3. I wish I could be adopted by a better family
4. Sexual relations with your stepfamily IS incest!
5. Twins run in my side-family.
6. My godfamily is a small family of two.
7. I was looking forward to spending time with my costco family over summer vacation.
8. I heard someone in your custodial family is pregnant with triplets?
9. My marital family drives me crazy sometimes.
10. My bff is my sister-in-law.
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A family is a group of people who are related. A
woman loves a man, they have childeren. A parent is either a man or woman who have childeren. The woman and man have parents of their own. To the the children, they are grandparents. The grandparents' parents to the children are called great grandparents. Then to great great parents, and so on.
The man and womans' siblings to the kids are aunt and uncle. The uncle is the brother of the mand and woman. And the aunt is the sister. The parents' aunt and uncles to the kids are great aunt and uncle.
A brother and sister is the childeren of a man and woman. The girl is the sister. The boy is the brother.
Most families love eachother. Some families can have parents that get divorced and makes the family complicated. The father may take one kid, the mother might take the other. Or one could take both.
My family is sweet and loving to me.
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The people you are ashamed to be related to.
Person1: those people are so stupid
Person2: yeah, that's my family
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Family, a.k.a "The Filipino family", "FilaMafia" is an East Coast organized street gang, mainly spread across Southern Virginia's Hampton Roads Area which consist of the 7 cities mainly Virginia Beach. They are mainly composed of Filipino Americans. The origin of the gang is unknown, but many believed that it was formed in various high schools in Hampton Roads mainly Salem High, Norview High, Lake Taylor High, Green Run High and Granby High School. The gang was mainly formed to help defend Filipino's from harm at schools. The gang then gained a strong reputation for violence in some schools, particularly those located in Virginia Beach, Virginia. Almost all the of the gang members are still very active in the Filipino-American Communities they live in or have settled in and several of them have post-graduate degrees and or are very successful in bussiness in Hampton Roads also a few have migrated to California, Texas, Florida, Nevada and Washington-DC/Baltimore Area. The were well known in the late 80's to early 90's as the "The Filipino Mafia." Several gangs have formed after the first generation grew older such as BMC and LMC which have lineage from the original founding members of Family.
Hey that dude is part of "Family".
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A group of annoying random people
and get into each others buisness.
Check out that hot guy over there!
He must be family.
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n. something you can never change but is what you'll always want the most. they will annoy you, but they'll always make sure that your ok. the random combinations of people never make sense, but in the end it doesn't matter because love them or hate them, you're stuck with them
It'll take a cold day in hell to make me stop loving my family. If you've ever met them, you'd give me a pat on the back.
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