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Farticles

(Noun)
: The microscopic particles of fecal matter that waft through the air that are produced from a fart.

Though Jarrett was being polite when he got up and walked away to go fart in the corner, my pizza was not safe from the farticles that contaminated it.

by DjVinylScratch June 30, 2018


farticle

Small particles that are responsible for staining your underwear when you pass gas.

I switched from white underwear to colored underwear to reduce the visibility of farticle stains.

by FunseekingSelfcenteredScumbag April 24, 2020


Farticles

The particles left when you fart while sitting.

"As she sat in the chair, the farticles began to flow through the air."

by Farticlegirl August 1, 2018


farticle

an article used for blatant decisive purposes or that's incredibly boring to the reader may that be political religious scientific etc.

Wow Wanda this blog post on BuzzFeed is such a farticle.

Jeez Jimmy that farticle we read in class today was an absolute slog.

by Bears take shits April 26, 2021


Farticle

When it's so cold your farts freeze as soon as they leave your butt

My farticles were the talk of the town during my recent visit to Siberia

by HoJoJojo March 17, 2017


Farticle

Fart particle from farting too close to something while being naked.

While laying naked in bed my boyfriend farted on me in his sleep. I now have farticles on my back.

by Browneyesrlovely May 14, 2018


Farticles

The Microscopic fecal matter that is Emitted While passing gas

I sleep in underwear to contain my nightly farticles

by Cfishb September 27, 2021