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arty farty

a pooey bumbum; a shit-bespeckled anus; a feaces-ridden arsehole; quite literally a butt which has not been cleansed of its product. bon appetit!

"...so then, i looked down and saw that not only had she forgotten to shave, she also posessed a great big arty farty!"

"after the gym, my boyfriend smells like an arty farty"

"muuuum!! do we have more toilet paper?! i have a really arty farty!"

"the perfect recipe for an arty farty is sprouts, beans and prunes."

by homeless September 22, 2013

10๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


farty allanah

A girl that farts like a pumpy bum machine

person 1: Who's That? Person2: Oh thats farty allanah Person 1: Why is she called that? Person 2: because shes a pumpy bum machine

by Bum girl November 9, 2017

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sir Farty Fartsalot

The biggest troll on IMDB. Sir Farty Fartsalot is his original account, but he has 10-20 other accounts named after flatulence. His schtick is usually creating "Is X better than Y" threads & just has "yes or no" in the body & later abandons the threads.

He's overall harmless but some tend to get all bent out of shape by his silliness.

A comparison thread from someone with a fart-themed username? It must be a Sir Farty Fartsalot sock account.

by FartSmeller September 2, 2014

19๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


farty Motor Company

The best car company in the world. They make all sorts of vehicles, such as the farty, the Batak, the dumper, the burpy and the Washburn. Mako was the CEO before the employees threw him out in a company mutiny operation devised by toilets.

I work for farty Motor Company.

by UndeadHamasaki September 14, 2022

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boston Tea Farty

When a man tea bags, or lays his testicles on a woman's anus, he then instructs her to pass gas, making a ripple sensation on the scrotum.

"My balls are hurting. I could really use a nice Boston Tea Farty right about now.

by Young Stinny March 4, 2009

23๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


AK farty-seven

A fart that sounds like an AK - 47 assault rifle.

"Dude, your ass sounds like an AK farty-seven....wow."

by shankmaster 5000 August 31, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


farty Motor Company

The best car company in the world. They make all sorts of vehicles, such as the farty, the Batak, the dumper, the burpy and the Washburn. Mako was the CEO before the employees threw him out in a company mutiny operation devised by toilets.

egg dude: "what company do you work for?"
toilets: "I work for farty Motor Company"

by UndeadHamasaki September 12, 2022

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž