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When a reality television show or competition intentionally re-edits footage for a pre-commercial tease that is not really what occurs when the show returns from break.
Often used to maintain viewer interest or tension through the commercial break.
"America's Got Talent implemented a sly use of Fast Fauxward tonight, as its "coming up" package showed clips of the judges coming down hard on a young girl about to cry... but after the break, the judges actually put her through to the next round with nothing negative to say."
When one member of a couple (usually the girl) proposes an unnecessary temporary ban on any sort of physical contact.
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Marie: Marc, I think we should not make out for like a month.
Marc: Aw, girl, you're putting me in a sex fast?!?
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Roommate #1: Dude, why have you been so testy lately?
Roommate #2: Dude! I haven't gotten any love for like 2 weeks!
Roommate #1: Dude, why not?!?
Roommate #2: Dude, Lauren thinks it's a good idea to take a break from the touchy-feely for a while.
Roommate #3: HAHA! Sex Fast FTB!!!
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street code for methamphetamine.
"you want go fast?" hence its not said you want to go fast.
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A failed covert gun-running operation under the Obama administration and Eric Holder, which resulted in lost and missing assault weapons that ended up in the hands of Mexican criminals. Many Mexican citizens and a U.S. border patrol were subsequently murdered by criminals with these weapons.
Brushed off by leftists, moonbats, the Obama administration and Obamabots as another "fake" or "phony" scandal in their continued trend of failed leadership and not accepting responsibility for anything.
Maria and her son Ceasar were murdered by drug dealers in Mexico today. It was discovered that the weapons used in the murders were more of those from the failed Fast and Furious operation, tragically.
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"A white rage on go-fast, that was impossible; someone would get hurt or dead, and she'd have to bail him out or bury him."
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Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.
Bro I had to make a fast nut last night cause my dad got home from getting milk at the store.
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When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"