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When a guy thinks that he is done peeing and puts his dick back in his underwear and a few more drops of pee come out, such as a faucet that when you turn off and drops still come out. This can be very uncomfortable for most guys because they have to continue their day feeling the pee on their skin.
John- "Damn it, my fucking faulty faucet is going to make me uncomfortable until lunch is over!"
When the man cums in a woman, and pulls out as fast as possible, creating a vortex that resembles a running faucet.
After the great sex, He turned me into a running faucet.
An attempt, when one is using an automatic touch-free faucet, to prevent the faucet from turning off before one is finished washing his or her hands.
I can't get that touch-free faucet to stay on. I tried all my Faucet Negotiation techniques: I moved my hands higher then lower; I moved my hands closer to the faucet then further; I hit the faucet. Nothing works. I still have some soap on my hands.
The Leaky Faucet
The Leaky Faucet, is not only considered to be a sex act, but it also serves as a means to administer illicit substances.
The Leaky Faucet involves three naked people:
* Person A will be positioned on all fours
* Person B will be laying down, face up, between person A’s legs looking up toward their genitalia
* Person C will have prepared a medicine syringe, with the chosen illicit substance, and will insert that syringe into person A’s rectum; essentially, boofing them with the substance.
* Person B will then open their mouth to drink the drippings of the excess fluid from person A’s rectum
And thus, you have…The Leaky Faucet
Dude, The Leaky Faucet got me so high last night!
1. A person or group of people who annoy normal people by incessantly running their mouths about a subject they feel strongly about.
I wish that dick faucet Lenny would shut up. He's been going on about how Trump isn't his president for hours.
Hillary Clinton supporters are a bunch of dick faucets about how Trump isn't their president.
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When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus
She didn’t enjoy dripping faucets but she needed to pay her rent.
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When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus
She didn’t like to play dripping faucet with her sugar daddy but her rent was due.
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