The candy you get out of the vending machines at the mall for a quarter where you turn the crank and a handful of loose candy falls out. Its name is such because the candy comes out covered in invisible fecal particles that were left behind by the hundreds of cretons who handled it previously without washing their hands after dropping a deuce.
Whatever you do, don't eat the feces pieces from those vending machines.
17๐ 9๐
Small bite size pieces of shit.
Someone didn't flush the toilet and left a bowl full of feces pieces for everyone to enjoy.
6๐ 2๐
Self-explanatory. Combination of dung (usually human) with milk and blended together until homogenous. Can be served cooled or warm or alternatively be sent through the mail to an unsuspecting person for a quick goof.
Ever since I moved to the next town over my relationship with Jeremiah has been stagnating with no improvements in sight. I decided to try to reinvigorate our friendship for good old times sake and I sent him a feces milkshake.
A catchphrase coined by the boys when one wants fecal matter tossed to them, usually for comedic purposes.
AYYYOOO CAN YOU TOSS THE FECEEEEE??!!
Yo when youโre done in there can you give the Fece a toss Dan??
Yo give the Fece a tosssss
When you take a shit and don't flush
I found some casual feces
Phantom feces is when you have to hold your poop for a long time because there is no place to go. But by the time you get to a toilet the poop is no longer there. It is a fantom feces.
"I have to poop so bad."
"Hold on dude, we will be home soon."
20 minutes later arriving at home, "you can go poop now."
"Oh I don't have to go anymore, it was phantom feces."
A polite way to say shit list.
I knew there was going to be trouble when I made the boss' feces folio.