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A shirt umpaloompa looking female, with large breasts and even bigger boredom. She's talented at the brush stroke and flip flap. Likes long knee aching hikes thru the shallow river bed. Knocking over and Re- stacking every rock stack she finds. Type of orange suntan any middle aged women would like. Has minimal facial hair, matched with a sense of fluffy comedy. Lovable, likeable, definetly best friend material... PS. She's huge on snoring.
Felicity (AKA ferocity) is the type of person you bring home to your parents... Felicity, the goddess in the sunset.l?
Person 1: “Have you seen Felicity Jones outside of Rogue One?”
Person 2: “No, she’s only in boring things”
Person 1: “Oh damn, you’re missing out - she’s thicc af”
Sells ice cream from a van,, ergo touches kids
It ain't just Jimmy Saville. The BBC was full of Mr Felices back then
An individual who can not make a decision and takes multiple routes for a simple one way explanation.
It is difficult to not felicity smyth when I can not put my words together.
Using a frozen hotdog to stop rectal bleeding...
Mitch: “My boyfriend pounded me so hard last night, I had blood gushing down my legs.”
David: “Did you use the frozen felice to treat it?”
Mitch: “ I had to use a whole package and got off twice.”