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Feline Fucking February

During February you're only allowed to fuck cat's

Brad - "Wanna have a double date, we might get laid!"
Chad - "Nah, sorry, it's Feline Fucking February !"

by Ultimate Chad November 26, 2018


feline floral relocator

FFR is the most awesome invention in the field of botany!

The feline floral relocator has really helped me-owt!

by zazababycat December 11, 2024


Felin

A fat little girl who only eat mac Donald burgers and wears tiny clothes and laugh at anything

Boy: your fat go home oh wait you'll probably get tired the first hundred meters!!

Felin: HAHAHHAHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mr poopybutttthole May 2, 2017


FELIN

She is a short........ Beautiful....... Cutie that you tend to just gaze at her for as long as you can ever want to. She is just so friendly and such a promising person, that she never will hurt you. She won't love you as she is a single angel throughout her life but can express her love to you if you are so special and close to her . She loves her friends so much that if you ever hurt them you won't be living the next second of your life. She has that that adorable smile which melts you always when your with her. She knows how to insult you also in a sweet way or rather ..... SHE CAN KILL YOU WITH HER KINDNESS.

Person 1. Why FELIN dude?
Person 2. Angels are not only found in heaven but earth too has one and you will find it in her

by Randomstranger15 October 22, 2019


polycythemia vera feline

Polycythemia Vera for felines is basically the same as when a human would get it. A cat produces to much red blood cells causing blood clots that effect the brain and heart causes their body to shut down. A cat that has Polycythemia Vera will have its life shorten and might only live 10 years. Cats that have this will need to be bleed every month, what I mean by that is that they need to take lots of blood from their body and then inject liquid into their body to produce more. That’s taking out lots of red blood cells so that they can survive. Keep in mind that this is a really rare blood cancer. I’m just writing what I know because my cat has Polycythemia Vera.. (I forgot to mention that chemotherapy is a treatment, not sure if it full treatments or if it has a big chance of killing your cat.. The treatment is around 250 not exactly sure. Also don’t take this information, I’m not a doctor and I don’t want to accidentally kill your cat, so please talk to a high experienced vet.)

My cat has Polycythemia Vera feline! I need to do my best to give her a great life.

by 💙Berry❤️ October 22, 2022


handsome feline

Any cat that you are physically attracted too, (usually male), and would like to start a relationship with.

Person 1: “hey dude, you see that handsome feline over there?”

Person 2: “ya i’d Smash

by handsomefeline June 5, 2018


handsome feline

Any cat (usually male), that you are physically attracted to and would be willing to start a relationship with.

Person 1: “you see that handsome feline over there?”
Person 2: “ya i’d smash

by handsomefeline June 5, 2018