An epic asian egg man decided to sing an epic song.
Dad : Are you winning son? Son : Bitch, xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao
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Bitch be like "what did you do?"
Me: xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao
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A Chinese song later turned into a TikTok meme.
Sarah: My boyfriend just broke up with me :(
John: Bish xue hua piao piao bie feng xiao xiao ;)
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The act of rearranging a womanโs pussy to become โFeng Shuiโ
No example for Feng Shui Pussy
Dan feng is a character from the hit game, Honkai: Star rail.
He's so fucking hot i would've let him spit all over me and split me in half with those two double decker dongs.
Every time i look at a picture of that pretty princess i cream over the screen and hope he rides my face.
Person 1: Do you know Dan feng from Honkai: Star rail?
Person 2: He's so sexy, i want to breed that man.
Dan feng is a character from the hit game, Honkai: Star rail.
He's so fucking hot i would've let him spit all over me and split me in half with those two double decker dongs.
Every time i look at a picture of that pretty princess i cream over the screen and hope he rides my face.
Person 1: Do you know Dan feng from Honkai: Star rail?
Person 2: He's so sexy, i want to breed that man.
1) Very poor design or use of space.
2) The antithesis of Feng Shui, whereas Feng Shwack has the opposite principles that are rooted in a Chinese system for positioning objects for a positive effect especially related to building design the furniture layout within it.
BUYER: My realtor showed me one home from the outside that looked beautiful, but inside the home was Feng Shwack. I had to walk through one bedroom to access the back bedroom. On top of that the kitchen could only be accessed by walking through a bathroom.
BUYER'S FRIEND: Damn, that sounds extremely Feng Shwack. You should find something better.