Li-fi

When you see a free wi-fi connection, join the network but it makes you sign up to some bullshit or tries to charge you.

Hells yeah this place has free wifi.......
Nevermind, its just li-fi pretending to be free.

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Fi-jack

–verb (used with object). The act or instance of hijacking an unprotected WiFi signal from a nearby wireless network without the owner knowing it. Best conducted whilst sitting as inconspicuously as possible near a window to avoid exposure; also because Wi-Fi signals travel better through glass than through solid walls.

1) "Hey John I know you're on the road but I just wanted to see if you got my e-mail."

"Yeah man, I just pulled over in front of some random house and fi-jacked their wireless connection with my iPod to check on it. Looks good."

2) "Hey John how much are you paying for internet access?"

"Actually nothing. My neighbors are dumb enough to leave their wireless network open, so I just Fi-Jack them them all day long."

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Chi-Fi

Hi-Fi products, made in China

That brand used to be manufactured in America, now it's Chi-Fi.

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Semper Fi

Warning

if you hear Semper Fi and your at war with America, your probably going to die.

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Semper Fi

"The motto of the Marine Corps is Semper Fidelis, Latin
for "always faithful" .Until 1871 it was "First to Fight",
a motto that still applies. Through the years, Marines have
shortened it to Semper Fi, and "Semper Fi, Mac" is the universal
Marine Greeting."

"SemperFi,DoOrDie!GungHo,GungHo,GungHo!WhatMakesTheGrassGrow?Blood,Blood,Blood!WhatDoWeDoForALiving,Ladies?Kill,Kill,Kill!" .

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low-fi

mellow, ordinary, quiet - but in a funky kind of way

How was your weekend? it was pretty low-fi

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low-fi

Something creative made cheaply, independently or on a very low-budget.

Checkout my latest low-fi music video on youtube.

I've been playing around with a drum machine and some broken old toy instruments to create a very low-fi sound.

Low-fi means more inventiveness and less pressure.

I'm putting together a last minute low-fi multi-media gig for SXSW- you never know who might show up.

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